Generally, moms worry a little more than most people. But if you've ever found yourself wondering why you're the only 12-year-old with a car seat, you may have a "safety mom."
- Growing up, not only did you have a bicycle helmet, you had kneepads, elbow pads, forearm pads, shin guards, and hand guards.
- Learning how to drive was difficult because your mom didn’t want to be in the car with you while driving.
- She’s a crossing guard.
- You have to text her every night when you’re safely back in your dorm room.
- If you forget to text her and fall asleep with your phone off, she will call the Campus Police at 4 a.m.
- It’s worse if you’re an only child.
- You had a booster seat well into fourth grade.
- She packs Lysol on trips and wears plastic booties through the airport security line so germs don’t get on her socks.
- “Do you have your seat belt on?”
- Even though you’ve managed not to burn down the house while cooking, she’ll always ask you if you turned off the stove. Even if you weren’t using the stove.
- “Did you lock the front door?”
- Unplugging curling irons is second-nature to you. Your safety mom will always ask if everything’s unplugged, even if your hair is still wet and you clearly did not use a blow dryer or hot tool.
- You can’t keep laptops and phones close to you because “there might be radiation.”
- “Hold on, I have to text my mom back.” “Just call her later." “I can’t, she’ll think I’m dead.”
- Beach days only happen if there is plenty of shade and sunscreen to go around.
- You drop a shampoo bottle in the shower, and your mom knocks on the door to make sure you didn’t slip and fall.
- She always has hand sanitizer, and she taught you how to use paper towels to open doors in public restrooms.
- “Text me when you get there.”
- You’ve turned into the “safety kid.”