What Life Is Like When You're The Child Of A "Safety Mom"
Start writing a post
Student Life

What Life Is Like When You're The Child Of A "Safety Mom"

If only my mom could have wrapped me up in bubble wrap…

20
What Life Is Like When You're The Child Of A "Safety Mom"
AKA Mom Magazine

Generally, moms worry a little more than most people. But if you've ever found yourself wondering why you're the only 12-year-old with a car seat, you may have a "safety mom."

  1. Growing up, not only did you have a bicycle helmet, you had kneepads, elbow pads, forearm pads, shin guards, and hand guards.
  2. Learning how to drive was difficult because your mom didn’t want to be in the car with you while driving.
  3. She’s a crossing guard.
  4. You have to text her every night when you’re safely back in your dorm room.
  5. If you forget to text her and fall asleep with your phone off, she will call the Campus Police at 4 a.m.
  6. It’s worse if you’re an only child.
  7. You had a booster seat well into fourth grade.
  8. She packs Lysol on trips and wears plastic booties through the airport security line so germs don’t get on her socks.
  9. “Do you have your seat belt on?”
  10. Even though you’ve managed not to burn down the house while cooking, she’ll always ask you if you turned off the stove. Even if you weren’t using the stove.
  11. “Did you lock the front door?”
  12. Unplugging curling irons is second-nature to you. Your safety mom will always ask if everything’s unplugged, even if your hair is still wet and you clearly did not use a blow dryer or hot tool.
  13. You can’t keep laptops and phones close to you because “there might be radiation.”
  14. “Hold on, I have to text my mom back.” “Just call her later." “I can’t, she’ll think I’m dead.”
  15. Beach days only happen if there is plenty of shade and sunscreen to go around.
  16. You drop a shampoo bottle in the shower, and your mom knocks on the door to make sure you didn’t slip and fall.
  17. She always has hand sanitizer, and she taught you how to use paper towels to open doors in public restrooms.
  18. “Text me when you get there.”
  19. You’ve turned into the “safety kid.”

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
the beatles
Wikipedia Commons

For as long as I can remember, I have been listening to The Beatles. Every year, my mom would appropriately blast “Birthday” on anyone’s birthday. I knew all of the words to “Back In The U.S.S.R” by the time I was 5 (Even though I had no idea what or where the U.S.S.R was). I grew up with John, Paul, George, and Ringo instead Justin, JC, Joey, Chris and Lance (I had to google N*SYNC to remember their names). The highlight of my short life was Paul McCartney in concert twice. I’m not someone to “fangirl” but those days I fangirled hard. The music of The Beatles has gotten me through everything. Their songs have brought me more joy, peace, and comfort. I can listen to them in any situation and find what I need. Here are the best lyrics from The Beatles for every and any occasion.

Keep Reading...Show less
Being Invisible The Best Super Power

The best superpower ever? Being invisible of course. Imagine just being able to go from seen to unseen on a dime. Who wouldn't want to have the opportunity to be invisible? Superman and Batman have nothing on being invisible with their superhero abilities. Here are some things that you could do while being invisible, because being invisible can benefit your social life too.

Keep Reading...Show less
Featured

19 Lessons I'll Never Forget from Growing Up In a Small Town

There have been many lessons learned.

51329
houses under green sky
Photo by Alev Takil on Unsplash

Small towns certainly have their pros and cons. Many people who grow up in small towns find themselves counting the days until they get to escape their roots and plant new ones in bigger, "better" places. And that's fine. I'd be lying if I said I hadn't thought those same thoughts before too. We all have, but they say it's important to remember where you came from. When I think about where I come from, I can't help having an overwhelming feeling of gratitude for my roots. Being from a small town has taught me so many important lessons that I will carry with me for the rest of my life.

Keep Reading...Show less
​a woman sitting at a table having a coffee
nappy.co

I can't say "thank you" enough to express how grateful I am for you coming into my life. You have made such a huge impact on my life. I would not be the person I am today without you and I know that you will keep inspiring me to become an even better version of myself.

Keep Reading...Show less
Student Life

Waitlisted for a College Class? Here's What to Do!

Dealing with the inevitable realities of college life.

122838
college students waiting in a long line in the hallway
StableDiffusion

Course registration at college can be a big hassle and is almost never talked about. Classes you want to take fill up before you get a chance to register. You might change your mind about a class you want to take and must struggle to find another class to fit in the same time period. You also have to make sure no classes clash by time. Like I said, it's a big hassle.

This semester, I was waitlisted for two classes. Most people in this situation, especially first years, freak out because they don't know what to do. Here is what you should do when this happens.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments