Hello, "Friends" lovers. If you are an avid watcher, like myself, you find extreme comfort when you finally get to watch Joey, Monica, Ross, Rachel, Phoebe, and yourself on TV after a long day. (You're Chandler, if you didn't catch on by now.) Hold up. Maybe you're thinking, "Excuse me, I'm totally a Monica." Sure, let's just see if you still think that at the end of all of this. If you do, that is totally OK, but I apologize in advance that you will never be as cool as me and all of the other Chandlers out there.

Let's get to it! Here are some reasons why you are Chandler.

1. The strangest things always happen to you.

You would actually be concerned if awkward situations suddenly stopped occurring in your every day life. Upside: At least you always have a new story to tell!

2. People love asking you stupid questions.

Thank goodness you are incredibly gifted in the sarcasm department.

3. But ,really -- sarcasm is something that people can always count on you for.

4. You make jokes when you're uncomfortable.

5. Sometimes, people can't handle how awesome you are.

They don't know how to react to such a perfect human being who also has a golden personality.

6. You have realizations often and you gotta share them.

Express. Don't oppress. Am I right? You tell 'em.

7. You have a friend like Joey.

8. You're the brightest bulb out there.

You pick up on everything!

9. You talk to inanimate objects.

10. You're full of ideas and truly an insightful human being.

11. Sometimes, words will not suffice and you just gotta do some of this:

12. And this:

13. And this:

14. You know how to make an entrance.

In fact, Ke$ha probably has you in mind when she sings, "Now, the party don't start 'till I walk in."

16. You have terrible luck -- always.

17. You're a genius when it comes to puns.

18. You've got the best-est friend on the planet.

You've got yourself a Joey. What more could someone ask for?

19. And finally -- you got a face. A really, really cute face -- you're stinking adorable. Just look at yourself.

If all of this reassured your identity, I am truly happy for you. You're probably saying to yourself, "Could I be any more Chandler?" Then again, maybe that isn't the case. Don't worry -- Chandler wouldn't be Chandler without Monica, Rachel, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross as well. (Even though we all know who the favorite is.) In the meantime, if you have any Chandlers in your life, make sure you never let them go. Not like you would even want to live without such a spectacularly awkward human, anyway.