Last year I was introduced to my all time favorite TV show. This TV show has become a big part of my life and symbolizes a very important friendship to me. Every Sunday we get together to watch the new episode as it airs. Bob’s Burgers has become my life in cartoon form. I am Tina. And in honor of this beautiful show and the dysfunctional friendship it represents for me, here are some of my favorite quotes from the show!
1. “I just want to slap his hideous, beautiful face!” - Louise Belcher
I feel the same way …
2. “Why don’t you try speaking in words instead of your damn dirty lies!” - Louise Belcher
This quote comes to mind every time someone is telling me something I know is a lie.
3. “I want a dry erase board so I can write down all my private thoughts and then erase them immediately.” - Tina Belcher
This isn’t such a bad idea. Then they would be gone forever and you wouldn’t have to worry about anyone finding them!
4. “If you need me, I’ll be down here on the floor dying.” - Tina Belcher
Me, all the time. Making the Tina noise and everything.
5. “Tina’s gonna be okay. I made her a PB and J. She said she didn’t want it, so I ate it. She was still sad, so I made her another PB and J. She didn’t want that one either, so I ate it. Anyway, Tina wants to be alone for a little while, and we’re out of peanut butter.” - Linda Belcher
This will be me when I become a mother. You can count on that.
6. “Mommy doesn’t get drunk, she just has fun” - Linda Belcher
Yes, that will be my excuse too.
7. “If doing this play is making you say something that you don’t believe in, then maybe you shouldn't do it. Whether you kiss anyone or not, you’re in charge of your own … mouth. Who you kiss with it and what you say with it.” - Bob Belcher
They teach you lessons that you should remember for a lifetime. You are in charge of you, no one else.
8. “Okay, fine. But I’m gonna complain the whole time” - Bob Belcher
ME, every time anyone asks me to do anything that involves leaving my bed or getting out of my sweatpants.
9. “So I ask you, do you want a lifetime of regret or an afternoon of mild disappointment?!” - Gene Belcher
I ask myself this question almost every day.
10. “We have an Aunt Flo? She missed all my birthdays!” - Gene Belcher
You don’t know how lucky you are, Gene ...
This is only 10 of the beautiful thoughts that come out of the Belcher Family's mouth. If you want belly busting laughs mixed with life lessons and tips to get your enemy's back, I recommend you start watching Bob's Burgers NOW!
