In my humble opinion, there are about five main types of people that visit the infamous Starbucks coffee shop willing to spend at least $5 on a cup of coffee, tea, or other miscellaneous beverage. Ironically, the kind of drink they order also correlates with their personality. Do you fit into one of the categories?
1. Iced Caramel Macchiato
You like coffee, and you're probably not comfortable going a day without it, but it isn't necessarily a necessity for you. And, in the "real" coffee world, supposedly you're not even supposed to drink a caramel macchiato over ice. It's originally meant to be served hot. However, you have a laid back attitude and accordingly, don't really care what other people think of you. It's a good go-to drink and has never let you down before.
2. Black Drip/Brewed Coffee
You actually NEED coffee to survive. Forget "going a day without it," coffee is always a part of your routine. No caffeine in your system equals a terrible day, so much so that you won't even chance it. You're a hardcore individual and no one really forgets it. And no one dares mess with you until you've had at least one cup of coffee in you. You also like to be in charge and subject your opinion whenever you see fit. And, you're such a legit coffee lover that you don't even waste your time with adding cream and sugars. In your eyes, coffee is coffee. The more black and bold, the better. Plus, more caffeine (and benefits) that way, duh.
3. A Frappuccino
Let's be honest, you only go to Starbucks because your best friend Megan does and you actually don't even like coffee at all. Not even a little bit. So forget even trying any drink that even resembles any kind of coffee, you just go straight for the milkshake-based kind. Loaded up with sugar, (and let's be honest, a bunch of calories) this drink is a safe bet for any Starbucks virgin or non-coffee drinker. It is literally a dazzled up milkshake. You're probably blasting the newest Taylor Swift album as you pull up to the drive-thru window, also. No judgment whatsoever though, we all know how good those Frappucino's are.
4. Passion Tea Lemonade with Raspberry
You're also not a routine coffee drinker, however, you can't resist Starbucks' fancy iced teas or lemonades. Plus, these drinks look super cool on your Snapchat story with a filter and a geotag. You most likely only go to Starbucks two or three times a month, if that. It's not a necessity for you, but if it happens to cross your mind or one of your friends want to go there, you decide you could use a Passion Tea Lemonade. You have a go-with-the-flow attitude, but don't seem to understand how people can regularly spend so much money on this place's coffee.
5. Vanilla Iced Coffee/Latte
You thrive on coffee. You may not be as extreme to order it completely black, but nonetheless, it's a big part of your daily routine. So what if you add some sugar, cream, and flavoring? It is still something that greatly livens up your day. You enjoy the Vanilla Iced Latte because it is the perfect mix between that strong espresso and sweetness you crave. You look forward to the moment every day where you swing into the Starbucks drive-thru to retrieve your beloved and long awaited rejuvination in the form of a coffee drink. You're most likely listening to the today's alternative radio on Pandora and have a small tattoo or two, also.
