Uptown Funk (Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars)

You put the "fun" in functioning alcoholic. You’re trendy but not too over the top. Chances are that you’re not here for a long time, you’re here for a good time. You live on the edgy side of life, but you still have basic tendencies.    

Pour Some Sugar On Me (Def Leppard)

You are a lady in the streets, but a freak in the bed (to quote Usher). You seem like that cute girl next door, but you have a secret, scandalous side that only makes a few appearances every now and then. Whenever this song comes on you can be quoted as saying, “If I was a stripper, this would be my song!”    

Blank Space (Taylor Swift)  

When you go out, it’s a girl’s night. You’ve basically given up all hope on finding your prince charming at this juncture. Or one of your gal pals just had a really bad break up so when we see you standing on the speakers belting this with a mixed drink in your hand, it’s only for moral support. And hey, it’s a catchy tune.

GDFR (Flo Rida ft. Sage The Gemini and Lookas)  

Your closet says “white girl” but your playlist says “hard AF hoodlum with street cred." You often make your friends listening to new rap music that will never be played on the airwaves because it’s "too thug" and this is also your music of choice when relaxing with friends. #tooturnttoocare    

Callin’ Baton Rouge (Garth Brooks)  

You bleed purple and gold. Football is your life. Peace, love, LSU. If people bring up the word "Alabama" in any context you have to fight the sudden urge to projectile vomit. You love when the bartenders stand the bar, you suddenly get butterflies in your stomach and about half of your closet is Purple and Gold because you can never get enough. Most of your Instagram posts include the hashtag: #LPLG   

I Don’t F**k With You (Big Sean ft. E-40)  

You can tell how bad someone’s last break up was by how they sing this song. If this is your favorite tune to tap your foot to, you feel personally victimized by your ex or their hook-up buddy. You never thought a song would so perfectly reflect your feelings of hatred. However if you’re like me, you mostly just enjoy the Michael Jackson-like singing intro that’s incredibly soulful.    

Love Sosa (Chief Keef)  

You’re at the bar to jam. You’re up-to-date on all the newest hip-hop hits, but every now and then you enjoy the memories that this song brings. It’s quite a banger and makes everyone head bang like it’s there business.