What Your Favorite Music Artist Says About You
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What Your Favorite Music Artist Says About You

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What Your Favorite Music Artist Says About You

The music you listen to can say quite a bit about you. It can show things like your personality and what you like to do with your free time. So without further ado, here's what your favorite music artist says about you.


Luke Bryan

Wow, there's so much good country music out there, and your favorite artist is... Luke Bryan? Is that your final answer? Well alright. Your favorite artist is Luke Bryan because you were unlucky enough for him to be the first country artist you ever heard. Now you're stuck with lyrical dumpster fires like Huntin', Fishin' and Lovin' Every Day, and you've still never seen a cow in person.


Coldplay

You're white. You're very white. You have a Maltese named Coconut, and you drive a Passat. You probably bookended Coldplay's Super Bowl halftime show with episodes of Fuller House.


Drake

On one hand, your birthday is your lifestyle. On the other hand, you're sad 90 percent of the time. Oh, and did you actually start at the bottom, or is that just something you say?


Beyonce

You've got ten pounds of sass in a five-pound bag. If you're a female, chances are more than a couple guys are caught between being attracted to you and being completely terrified of you.


Any Artist that 99% of the Population Has Never Heard of

Is your favorite artist actually your favorite, or are you just being ironic? Your wardrobe consists of flannel shirts, unnecessary horn-rimmed glasses, and those wide-brimmed hats that make you look like a hipster state trooper.


The Beatles

You might be the most dedicated music fan of all. You know just about everything there is to know about the Liverpudlian quartet. You're also probably the smartest of all the music fans, which shows since your IQ is hanging out in the 160's. While other kids were watching Saturday morning cartoons, you were watching a National Geographic special on the Eisenhower presidency.


Skrillex or Anything Dubstep

Wait, this list is for music artists. Anyway, this says nearly nothing about you other than you probably have ADD and hearing loss. By the way, those gauges are going to look great when you're 60.


Red Hot Chili Peppers

You're about as cool as they come and a real smooth operator, but you can also really cut loose and be a maniac. Sometimes you're like a palm tree swaying in the breeze, but other times you're like an actual red hot chili pepper.


Nickelback

You're either stuck in 2005, or you're just that guy. You either wear Crocs and cargos or black jeans with chains. You either single-handedly keep MySpace in business, or you tweet a picture a day of you vaping. Either way, why?


Lil Wayne

You flunked seventh grade... twice. You were the kid that spent the whole day drawing those spiky S's and trying to rhyme words with orange for your freestyle at recess.


Justin Bieber

This one is a little tricky. Have you been a "belieber" since he was a seven-year-old girl or are you a fan because of Purpose? If you're the former, you have a tendency to be extremely irrational. If you're the latter, you're bad, but you're just the diet coke of evil.


Turnpike Troubadours

You're always down for a good time. Unlike the Luke Bryan fans I mentioned earlier, you actually own a pair of boots. Also, there's a pretty good chance you go to Oklahoma State, where red dirt music is as much a staple as Eskimo Joe's cheese fries.


Nicki Minaj

You just got done watching seven makeup tutorials in a row, because you don't want to keep up with the Kardashians; you actually believe you are a Kardashian. Your Snapchat stories consist of 200 seconds of selfies and 80 seconds of wall-twerking a day.


Ed Sheeran

You are THE hopeless romantic. You spend your free time thinking of cool date ideas even though you've been single for three years now. You're always secretly wishing your friends would set you up with someone, because it's your dream to be the inspiration for a Hallmark movie.

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