Emojis: We love them, we hate them, and we can't get enough of them. From the obscure alligator with antlers to the suggestive purple eggplant, emojis convey pretty much every range of human emotion there is. Here's what your favorite emoji says about you:
- "Sassy Girl With Her Hand Up": My personal favorite, this one is as basic as it gets. You're probably wearing Lulu's and Nike's right now, and you definitely drink Starbs twice a day. Being called sassy is the best thing you can imagine, and you're more than likely trying too hard to impress that guy from Psych...
- "Fire": You are the first one to crack the "just dropped my new mixtape" joke every time you see something on fire. You probably have a weird taste in music; Meek Mills is your hero. Or, you might be a fireman.
(Note: An acceptable time to use this emoji is when commenting on someone's #selfie.)
- "Poop With A Face": You are either literally 13 years old or mentally 13 years old. If you are regularly integrating tiny smiling poops into conversation, you might want to re-evaluate things. But, at the end of the day, this is the cutest poop in the world. I commend you for your usage.
- "Fish On A Pole": WHO ARE YOU? Honestly, what is even going on here. You probably wear cat sweaters and take pictures exclusively with a Polaroid camera from November of 1991. If you understand this emoji, I trust you understand the entire human situation.
- "Praising Hands": Also fairly basic, this emoji really captures the essence of someone who doesn't listen half the time. The praising hands is a classic conversation filler. If you send me this emoji more than once in a day, I'm going to assume you are texting while driving and not really reading my texts. In which case, you should be ashamed.
- "Laughing So Hard I'm Crying": You aren't really laughing. You aren't even smiling. This emoji is the universal scapegoat for those who don't know how to break it to their friends that they aren't funny. Sorry, friends.
*This list is non-comprehensive and was not meant to discriminate against any emoji or emoji groups.
Also, can someone seriously get some answers about the fish on the pole?

























