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What Your Drink Of Choice Says About You

When it comes to picking your poison, everyone's choice is different, and boy, does that say a lot about your character.

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What Your Drink Of Choice Says About You
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Whether you're a seasoned drinker or an alcohol newbie, booze drinkers around the world claim their favorite spirits to call their own. What elixir you choose as your beverage of choice, however, says a lot about the person behind the solo cup. What does your go-to alcohol say about you?

Burnett's Vodka

I'm sure this image brings back bad memories of heaving over the toilet in your friend's parent's house and waking up the next morning with a wicked hangover. Yup, Burnett's ensures a great night, or so it may seem to the rebellious high schooler trying to feel grown up. Although it offers a cheap drunk, it also comes with a night of regret. Burnett's is for the young adult who is looking to get blackout drunk in their childhood home.

Jim Beam Whiskey

This whiskey is not to be messed with. A shot of the brown will bring weak drinkers down. Yeah, I just made that up, but seriously. This stuff will put hair on your chest, face and who knows where else. Whiskey makes the girls get frisky, true, but Jim Beam is not for a first-time drinker. Those who prefer whiskey to any other alcohol are the more sophisticated drinkers, and often times have finely groomed facial hair.

Natty Light

This image is all too familiar to college students around the world. This mixture of a little bit of alcohol with a whole lot of water provides a perfect starting point for poor party-ers. Natty provides drinkers of any experience level to enjoy a brew and get a good night goin'. If you like to party and take pride in how many beers you can drink in an hour, then this is the beer for you.

Jose Cuervo Tequila

One of my personal favorites and a sure fire way to get the party started is this bad boy. Caution: a couple shots of tequila will induce dancing and conversation. Those who delve into the world of liquid gold tend to be the life of the party and will suddenly acquire the ability to speak fluent spanglish. It's a party in a bottle and so are you.

Bombay Sapphire Gin

Gin for the win. Although it tastes like pine-needles and stings more with every sip, gin is a good choice if you're lookin' to get hammered and look like a badass. People that choose this as their intoxication destination are definitely wild, with each shot increasingly getting louder and louder. Orange juice flows in their veins, and although they are willing to share their spirits, not many join in the fun, leaving more for the gin sippers to take down.

Rum

By claiming this as your drink of choice, you're either a pirate or will be by the end of the night. With each shot comes an increase in slurred words and a decrease in vocabulary. Rum will have you feelin' like Johnny Depp in no time. Drink enough, and you might wake up with a gold hoop earring in the morning. Captain Morgan will guide you through a night of fun, but some of the excursions may not seem so great when replayed in the morning.

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