What Your Bagel Order Says About You
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What Your Bagel Order Says About You

In honor of being back in Jersey for Winter Break, here's what your bagel order says about you.

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What Your Bagel Order Says About You

Pork Roll Egg and Cheese On Everything Bagel

You have been deprived of quality bagels and processed meat. You have a don't give a f**k attitude. There is a likely chance that you are hungover as hell. You are perfectly happy consuming half of your calories for the day on this bomb breakfast.

Whole Wheat Bagel with Light Cream Cheese

You really want a bagel, but you also worked out that morning so you compromise. You have a lot of will power and are probably motivated af. Go you.

Plain Bagel with Nothing On It

You became a vegan and bagels are one of the only good foods left that you can still eat. You pick those bad boys apart and eat them straight up.

Plain Bagel Toasted with Butter

You most likely complain about every food, and your diet primarily consists of carbs. Your the friend that is unhappy with most of the food that your friends want to eat but it doesn't really matter because you probably will only eat two bites anyway.

French Toast Bagel

You are definitely a foodie and adventurous with your food. You would never order a plain bagel. Ever.

Bagel and Lox

You are also super adventurous with your eating, you also might be a New Yorker or Jewish.

Egg Bagel

Not only are you the weird friend of the group that gets roasted all the time, but you also have weird eating habits. Nobody understands the point of an egg bagel but bagel stores all around NJ still make them for weirdos like you.

Rainbow Bagel

You are basic af and probably got this just to post a picture on your snapchat story. You definitely made sure to get a drink from Starbucks or Dunkin before going on your weekly bagel run ritual.

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