School’s back, and it’s time to start procrastinating! When you need to avoid all your responsibilities, take a stab at the 33 things on this list. It'll be FUN.
- Take one bite of everything in your fridge.
- Watch all eight “Harry Potter” movies in order without pausing. Memorize all of Hermoine’s lines.
- Watch them all again, reciting the lines with her.
- Call Jimmy John’s just to chat.
- Learn every word in “Les Miserables.”
- Ask the next stranger you see if he/she would like to hear you sing the whole show.
- Start singing before he/she answers.
- Follow him/her around, still singing “Les Miserables.”
- Go to Target wearing a red t-shirt and khakis. Ask customers if they’re finding everything all right.
- Put on every t-shirt you own. Every 10 minutes, violently rip one off. Don’t react to the outfit change.
- Distract your roommate, borrow his/her phone, make “Yeah” autocorrect to “Go f*ck yourself” and wait for something fun to happen.
- Hand wash every article of clothing you own.
- Move everything from your room to your roommate’s. When he/she yells, say you just wanted to have a sleepover.
- Learn how to speak with an Australian accent.
- Put your accent to good use, and strike up a conversation with a stranger about how lovely Sydney is this time of year.
- Ask the stranger if he/she would like to visit there with you sometime.
- Watch all three “High School Musical” movies.
- Repeat with the sing-along versions.
- Now watch the dance-along versions. Teach yourself every dance.
- Perform those dances for your roommate(s).
- Ask them for a detailed critique of your performance.
- With their criticism in mind, adjust your presentation and perform the revised edition.
- Find every nail polish color you own. Paint your nails with one color. Remove that color. Repeat with the rest.
- Go to the five nearest Baskin Robbins ice cream shops. Make sure they each have exactly 31 flavors. If they don’t, start crying and walk out.
- Make a 200-second Snapchat story of selfies only. They can’t be ironic. Wait for people to (hopefully) yell at you.
- Recite the opening of “Law and Order: SVU” in your best detective voice. Add that to your Snapchat story.
- Tweet hourly updates of your emotional state throughout the day. Let your followers know how you’re feeling!
- Go to Bruegger’s and ask for every bagel/cream cheese combination possible.
- Order the largest-sized Blizzard at Dairy Queen and finish the entire thing before you leave the store.
- Order another Blizzard, but make sure you request two spoons. When the worker hands it to you, ask if he/she would like to share it with you. Don’t take no for an answer.
- Text every contact in your phone that one message that went around for a while that turned off iPhones. Wait 10 minutes. Send it again.
- Text every contact in your phone, “New phone. Who's this?”
- Write an article about things you could do instead of your homework.
