Yay superbowl. Yay football. I totally know what is going on. I didn't just find out who was playing this week. It's superbowl time and I totally don't get it? And if your reading this, you probably don't either. Do you have any of the same struggles?

1. I only want to watch the commercials, but everyone talks about the game during the break so you can’t.

2. I’m pretty much only here for the social aspect.

3. And the food

4. Why is the game, like 4 hours long

5. Would it be a problem if I was on my phone the whole time?

6. I planned my outfit so that I wouldn’t accidentally dress like the team they hate.

7. I wish there were halftime shows between every quarter.

8. Why do they keep stopping?

9. Is it socially acceptable to leave early

10. Do you think beyonce will make an appearance?

11. Oh god that looked like it hurt