As a strong believer in horoscopes and an avid coffee drinker at Starbucks, I felt the need to determine the Starbucks drinks for each zodiac sign. I hope you enjoy.

Aquarius

Traits: Unconventional, sociable, intellectual.

Starbucks Drink: Refresher

What could be more appropriate than a light, refreshing beverage to match the Aquarius’s bright intellect? A nice, ice cold refresher will help to quench your active imagination.

Pisces

Traits: Deeply emotional, selfless, lover and friend.

Starbucks Drink: Caramel Frappuccino

Sweet and pensive, the Caramel Frappuccino is the perfect drink to encompass a Pisces’ mellow intellect. However, even sweet, delicious caramel cannot mask the bitterness lying just beneath the surface.

Aries

Traits: Strong willed, risk-taker, passionate but impatient.

Starbucks Drink: Dark Roast Coffee

Bold and unapologetic, the Dark Roast Coffee captures the spice for life that all Aries have.

Taurus

Traits: Can be stubborn, appreciates beauty, generous with possessions or money.

Starbucks Drink: Cappuccino

Though the bitterness of a cappuccino hints at the Taurus’s stubborn nature, nothing can hide the smooth milky sweetness the lies under the surface.

Gemini

Traits: Versatile, loves to chat and share knowledge, sociable, enjoys variety.

Starbucks Drink: Iced or Hot Coffee

Isn’t it just appropriate that a Gemini should have options? Better yet, two opposite options?

Cancer

Traits: Can be snarky yet sweet, emotional, hard to hide emotions, can be impulsive.

Starbucks Drink: Salted Caramel Mocha

Sweet and emotional, the chocolate caramel deliciousness of this beverage is very well suited to a Cancer. Careful though! The claws come out in all their salty glory when you least expect it!

Leo

Traits: Bold, dramatic, loves the spotlight, very generous and loving, strong leaders.

Starbucks Drink: Double shot of espresso

As if Leos weren’t bold enough, let’s give a Leo lots and lots of caffeine. Yeah! That sounds like a great idea!

And soontheywillhavesomuchenergyyouwon’tevenbeabletounderstandthemanymorebecausecoffeecoffecoffeecoffee.

Virgo

Traits: Skilled and successful in career, detail oriented, does not often show emotions.

Starbucks Drink: Flat White

The gentle practicality of a Virgo is complemented nicely by this simple beverage.

Libra

Traits: Believes in justice and equality, sociable, not afraid to voice opinion.

Starbucks Drink: Caffé Latte

Okay Libra, you’ve braved the long line at Starbucks and got your Caffé Latte now. But alas, another decision must be made. Do I sugar? Do I more sugar? But I’m watching my weight. But I’m treating myself to a coffee after all? Oh God... Ohhhhhh God! You know, I’m better off just tossing it in the trash and coming back tomorrow.

And that’s just a regular old Libra making a regular old decision.

Scorpio

Traits: Big and bold lifestyle, passionate and possessive lovers, enjoys debates.

Starbucks Drink: Pumpkin Spice Latte

It’s that time of year! Celebrate with the Scorpio’s signature drink. Sweet and full of autumn spice, this drink will complement a Scorpio’s bold, passionate nature.

Sagittarius

Traits: Sharp intellect, high energy, constantly reinventing themselves.

Starbucks Drink: Caffé Americano

Let’s face it, Sagittarius, when you wake up on a groggy morning, the kind where you can’t even get your left shoe on your left foot, you need a real kick in the pants to get you back up to your normal energy level. Say no more. We’ve got you covered with the signature Caffé Americano.

Capricorn

Traits: Practical problem solver, great planner, makes a great companion and long-term friend.

Starbucks Drink: Macchiato

Alright Captain Practical, we’ve got 10 minutes to get our drink before this meeting. Can we do it? I don’t know, the line’s a little long. Plus some of these people seem a little “type A” about their orders ifyouknowwhatimean. Well, let’s do it. Let’s brave the line, it’s worth my precious Macchiato.

Nine and a half minutes later.

Go! Go! Go! This is not a drill! This is not a drill! I did not take a trainee making drinks into account! I have 30 seconds to get back across the street and to this meeting or I am going to be late!

Come on Capricorn, coffee doesn’t need to be this complicated.

I hope these have been accurate and maybe even funny for your zodiac sign.