Parents rock (hi mom and dad!). I especially love the hilarious things they say, even though they are very serious when they say it.

I am sure many of you can relate to the classic ‘parent’ lines I am about to share. Even better, you can probably think of a few occasions to back them up. If you went home for the holidays after being away, you might have realized them even more now more than ever.

Now, for the most part, we believe everything our parents say, but when these phrases are thrown our way, we can usually detect their alternate meaning almost immediately.

Here are the top 5 things parents say vs what they actually mean.

1. "Maybe."

What they mean: A big old "No."

2. "I will be there soon."

What they mean: "I have not left [work, home, etc.] yet."

3. "Dinner is ready."

What they mean: "Come help me get everything on the table AND THEN you can eat."

4. "We’re going to visit [insert relative or family friend here] but we won’t stay long."

What they mean: "Bring a sleeping bag because we’ll be camping out there."

5. "I’m stopping at the store for a couple of things."

What they mean: "I am buying all of Costco so be ready to help me unload the car when I get home."