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What It's Like To Be A College Senior, As Told By Bob's Burgers:

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What It's Like To Be A College Senior, As Told By Bob's Burgers:
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Senior year of college is the most wonderful and most stressful time of your life. You've been around the block and know what's up better than anyone, but you have to face your impending doom: the real world. As someone who will be making the dreaded transition into adulthood this coming June, this year has been filled with job applications, unspeakable bar tabs, and an average of one mental breakdown a week.

All the bartenders know your name by now, so you just walk up in the club like:

Trying to network in hopes that you'll somehow find a job:

Realizing that this is your last chance to get with that one person you've had a thing for forever:

Seeing teenagers and feeling like a grandma, even though you're only 22:

Preparing to cope with the fact that your drinking habits probably aren't acceptable in the real world:


As graduation gets closer and reality sinks in:

All your friends are getting engaged and you're just over here like:

When people ask you about your future:

That one friend who's already got a six-figure job offer, and won't shut up about it:

This is an accurate portrayal of how you feel life is going for you:

Nostalgia sets in, and you realize you'll miss this campus:

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