Tobi has become the brand of “going out.” College girls everywhere turn to Tobi to help them find an outfit guaranteed for a great weekend. From dresses with harnesses to plunging necklines, Tobi really has it all. But, ordering from the site is about as stressful as getting into a bar during Syllabus week. Here is a typical Tobi shopping experience

• You get an e-mail about new items, so you take a peek.
• You alert the group chat so they are all aware of the online shopping spree that will occur after class.
• You scroll and heart some things ...
• ... and see a couple of questionable pieces.
• Who is actually going to buy this?
• Then you find the top.

• It’s the crop top you've been hunting for!
• It's not just any crop top — this one is black with a halter!!!
• Now you need a skirt to match, and that bodysuit looks real good.
• You consult the squad and ask for opinions.
• You wonder if the bodysuit is too slutty and worth the “no return policy.”
• They convince you out of the heinous interesting skirt and advise on a better color for the bodysuit.
• Always go with black.

• Finally time to buy!
• Ugh, it’s not a 50-percent-off sale, so you have to create another fake Facebook and email address.
• What if someone friends you on this account?
• Whatever pretend to be Amy Schumer.
• OK, time to log in!
• Oh sh*t you forgot the password to your real Facebook.

• Oh well, you finally have the TOBI50 code!!!
• Now you need to search for the clothes you want!
• You finally find the “Take Me There Crop Top” and “Little Lies Bodysuit.”
• You can finally add to cart!
• OK, time for shipping.

• WHEN DID TOBI START CHARGING FOR SHIPPING!?
• You've already put in so much work, you give up the extra $7.
• Even though that is straight up BS!
• Finally, you press the confirm order, and there it goes to TobiLand
• Why doesn’t Tobi ship INSTANTLY?

• You earnestly check your email until you finally have a package!
• Only class and a long walk to the mailroom stand between you and happiness.
• Then it takes the mailroom man a century to find your package.
• But there it is! All wrapped in gray packaging.
• You proudly hold that package so people can see you are gonna look good this weekend!

• You alert the group chat to meet in your room for critiques.
• You practically rip the tags off because you are so excited to try everything on!
• Then the disappointment hits ..
• This isn’t your dream crop top.
• This isn’t how it looked on the model.

• Maybe it's the bacon, egg and cheese you ate today?
• Maybe it’s the bra you're wearing?
• Do you even wear a bra with this top?
• You turn to face the critics.
• Your one honest friend blurts that top is a NO.

• Your friends all try it on to save you from having to ship it back ...
• ... but everyone just ends up laughing about how ridiculous they look in it.
• Then you pull out the bodysuit and see that it’s white.
• You ordered black.

• The crew tells you they like it, but don’t know what you will wear it with.
• “White is a little springy,” they say.
• Ugh, but it’s non refundable.
• You’ll make it work.
• Besides, you’re desperate and need something new!
• So, you repackage the dream top and print return labels.
• You feel #blessed that Tobi has free returns.

• Then you prepare the trek back to the mailroom to say goodbye.
• At least you have one new outfit for the weekend.
• Besides, they’ll have new clothes next week so you can always look again ...