"I'm fine."

I'm secretly mad but I'm too stubborn to admit that I am. So I'll just suffice with, "I'm fine" and let you guess if I really am or not. It's called girl logic.

"I don't know where I want to eat."

I always know where I want to eat, I just don't want to get my hopes up by telling you and having you disagree. So I'll just wait 'til you start naming off places and then when you mention the place where I want to go I'll smile and say that it sounds great.

"She's prettier than me."

I want you to go on and on about how I'm way prettier than her and how you think I'm the prettiest girl on the earth. This is most likely a setup and you really need to think carefully before answering.

"Will you... oh, wait, never mind."

I really want you to do something for me but I also feel bad for asking because I don't want to be annoying. But at the same time, I really want you to go get something for me, like my purse out of the car. So I'll just not say anything until you pry it out of me.

"Just forget it."

You will not forget it because I won't let you. It may be five months from now but I will bring it up again. I'm sorry in advance for bringing up that one time you didn't listen to me, whenever we have an argument.

"I'm not mad."

About 9 times out of 10 this means that I am mad. Never underestimate this phrase and always just assume that things are not OK and that I am still pretty ticked about whatever it is.

"I'll be ready in 5 minutes."

I won't be ready for like another half an hour but I'm going to make you sit there and wait. I'm sorry, I had good intentions to be ready in five minutes but then I messed up my eye liner a little and it's going to take a little bit to fix it.

"I see you liked [Insert girl's name]'s picture and/or status."

Who is she? How do you know her? Are you related? Do you secretly like her or something? Be prepared to answer all of these questions truthfully and quickly.

"I'll just do it."

The way you're doing it isn't right and I'm just going to do it my way. Folding clothes the wrong way? I'll do it. Handing me the wrong shirt five times in a row when I clearly said it was the dark grey one? I'll get it, don't worry.