Everyone has their go to drink they order when out on the town. So, here is a list of what your drink choice says about you.
1. Jack and Coke/Diet Coke
If you are a Jack and Coke gal/guy, you are the life of the party. You're no stranger to getting absolutely trashed at a bar, and you are quick to challenge any person, guy or girl, to a shot-for-shot challenge. You like to drink. You like to party. You are well acquainted with horrible hangovers.
Beware of the people whose drink of choice includes vodka. These people are dangerous. If they can handle drinking liquor that literally tastes like battery acid (I love you Taaka), they are impressive people. They are confident, sophisticated and intelligent.
3. Sex on the BeachYou are not 21.
4. Tequila Shots
The girl/guy at the bar shouting, "lick it, slam it, suck it" is typically the flirt of your friend group. You choose to drink tequila because it "makes you crazy". You love the song "Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off" and always say it describes your life. You can likely be found making out in the corner of the bar with some random guy/girl.
5. Scotch/Whisky On the Rocks
Really, if you say you want anything on the rocks, who are you? Are you over 50? Do you have grandkids? Or are you just pretending to be classy? The world (especially the college world) does not understand you.
6. White Wine
You can't handle the full bodied red wine, so you drink white wine (or what I call grape juice). You don't really like the taste of any alcohol, so this is your best option when attempting to get drunk. You probably also like mojitos and margaritas when you need to switch things up.
7. Red Wine
You probably have been drinking since you were in high school (likely with your parents). You come from a long line of red wine drinkers, and you prefer a night in to going out. You are usually the calm, sober one on any given night out because you drink for pleasure not to get drunk.
8. Gin and Tonic
Although this used to be considered an old-man drink, more recently, it has become popular among the youths. These people are very chill and down-to-earth. It is very rare that you see someone belligerently drunk from drinking a gin and tonic.
9. Long Island Iced Tea
You are the person who regularly tells your friends you have a drinking problem. You've blacked out too many times to count, and you are semi-crazy. You don't care though because YOLO.
10. Hunch Punch/ Jungle Juice
If you are a fan of the classic fraternity party drink, you are someone who lives life on the edge. Why are these people so brave? Because no one really knows what exactly is in that community punch bowl. Some nights you can drink 40 solo cups of it and not feel anything, and some nights you can drink a cup and a half and hit a black wall. No one truly knows what is going to happen when you drink this stuff, and you like the risk (or you are just naive).
