1. Fact: 50 percent of NOVA drivers cannot keep their eyes on the road.
Who knows -- they're probably writing their next greatest novel, and doing absolutely anything except pay attention to their driving.
2. Each and every person who pulls beside you feels it is necessary to obnoxiously cast their gaze at you from their car at each light that you stop at.
3. Student drivers and those recently licensed -- enough said.
4. People who feel the right to just switch lanes and come right on over as they please -- without signaling.
5. You must develop a dual personality known as potential insanity because of how much time you spend in your car with yourself during rush hour traffic.
6. Instead of driving correctly, people decide to make their own real life version of Mario Kart on I-95.
7. People who think their hands are unnecessary while driving.
8. Give up on driving. It's okay.
Your Uber driver will pick you up, and sometimes, meeting them is the best part.