Friends are weird. College is weird. And the words your friends say in college are weird. But somehow out of the shambles comes nuggets of wisdom. I keep a quote book of all the random/crazy/funny things my friends say, and this is the result. Take these words to heart (or don't). Some of them are poetic, some of them are philosophical, some of them are dumb. But know that these quotes take college life to the extreme. So here are some of the things my friends say:
1. Dress how you feel.
2. Is it bad I live for the weekends?
3. I don't say stupid things. I just say intelligent things at awkward times.
4. One of my fears is being basic.
5. Everyone has a smell. I thought in college, everyone would smell the same, but they all smell different.
6. I always hype myself up and quit, kinda a theme of my life.
7. A good rapper is a confident rapper.
8. I"m more awkward than funny.
9. In general, people are idiots.
10. This whole off campus thing blows.
11. You know what my life goal is? This right now. (points at sweatpants and sweatshirt combo)
12. You smell like cafeteria pizza. I like cafeteria pizza.
13. I soaked my body in essential oils.
14. I haven't peaked yet, that's the winning mindset.
15. Why does smooth jazz always have to be sexual?
16. Going to HEB at midnight is my new hobby.
17. My life is like a two way street, you've got to go both ways.
18. I am like a walking piece of art.
[Clarification: these are all real quotes from real people]
