What You Need To Know This Week In The 'News' | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Entertainment

What You Need To Know This Week In The 'News'

Is this really news? Probably not.

5
What You Need To Know This Week In The 'News'
ianfarrington.wordpress.com

Every single day the internet has something new and beautiful to offer up. Whether that means productive information, jokes, or hilarious videos and clips is really up to you. Personally, I enjoy a good laugh from something I've never seen before (and occasionally things I've rewatched 500 times).

While there are plenty of serious things happening in the world right now I also know that occasionally there should be a break from all of the seriousness. It's hard to stay positive when you just hear about all of the bad stuff that happens.

This week you've missed the following.

This kid failing at well... everything.

I just think this is the funniest thing I've ever seen. Shout out to the subreddit "r/childrenfallingover" for bringing this beauty into my life. While this isn't technically news, it is definitely something that should be. Hello, Fox News, you should have a fails segment. It would seriously help your ratings out.

These not so skilled thieves...

I'm honestly not convinced that this even needs an explanation. Just know that you missed it and you needed to see it.

A woman fell into a trash compactor?

OK, so maybe this one isn't a video, but I couldn't resist mentioning it. I think it's pretty ridiculous that someone would agree to retrieve a teenagers' keys from a trash compactor. At that point, I would simply declare my keys a loss and move on with my life. But since this woman decided to be a good Samaritan, she certainly deserves to be recognized as some kind of hero, right?

Ferris Bueller gets old.

While I wasn't born when Ferris Bueller's Day Off was released, it's been a movie that I've bonded over with plenty of my friends. It's pretty strange to me that this iconic film has finally turned 30. Fortunately, I'm sure it still has plenty of time left to be relevant.

So if you're like me and you can't stand reading really depressing news, that was some of the pretty cool things you missed out on.

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Relationships

Power of Love Letters

I don't think I say it enough...

442785
Illistrated image of a letter with 2 red hearts
StableDiffusion

To My Loving Boyfriend,

  • Thank you for all that you do for me
  • Thank you for working through disagreements with me
  • Thank you for always supporting me
  • I appreciate you more than words can express
  • You have helped me grow and become a better person
  • I can't wait to see where life takes us next
  • I promise to cherish every moment with you
  • Thank you for being my best friend and confidante
  • I love you and everything you do

To start off, here's something I don't say nearly enough: thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you from the bottom of my heart. You do so much for me that I can't even put into words how much I appreciate everything you do - and have done - for me over the course of our relationship so far. While every couple has their fair share of tiffs and disagreements, thank you for getting through all of them with me and making us a better couple at the other end. With any argument, we don't just throw in the towel and say we're done, but we work towards a solution that puts us in a greater place each day. Thank you for always working with me and never giving up on us.

Keep Reading...Show less
Lifestyle

11 Signs You Grew Up In Hauppauge, NY

Because no one ever really leaves.

16278
Map of Hauppauge, New York
Google

Ah, yes, good old Hauppauge. We are that town in the dead center of Long Island that barely anyone knows how to pronounce unless they're from the town itself or live in a nearby area. Hauppauge is home to people of all kinds. We always have new families joining the community but honestly, the majority of the town is filled with people who never leave (high school alumni) and elders who have raised their kids here. Around the town, there are some just some landmarks and places that only the people of Hauppauge will ever understand the importance or even the annoyance of.

Keep Reading...Show less
Lifestyle

Moana's Top 10 Life Tips

"Moana" is filled with life lessons that involve far more than finding true love as many other Disney movies do.

41403
Animated image of a woman with long dark hair and tattoos
StableDiffusion

1. It's easy to be fooled by shiny things.

Digital image of shiny gemstones in cased in gold. shiny things StableDiffusion

Tamatoa created a liar filled with shiny things simply for the purpose of tricking fish to enter and become his food. He too experiences a lesson in how easy it is to be tricked by shiny things when Moana distracts him by covering herself in glowing algae so Maui can grab his hook.

Keep Reading...Show less
Student Life

7 Types Of Students You Will Meet In College

You wish you could be #5, but you know you're probably a #6.

21154
cool group of lazy college students in class
StableDiffusion

There are thousands of universities around the world, and each school boasts its own traditions and slogans. Some schools pride themselves on sports, while others emphasize their research facilities. While there is a myriad of differences among each and every school, there will always these seven types of students in class.

Keep Reading...Show less
Featured

15 Rhyme Without Reason Greek Life Function Ideas

When you have no ideas for what to wear to this date function

321583
A dog and a frog
Healthy Pets

I am going to a rhyme without reason date function and I have looked at so many different rhyming words and I figured there need to be a new list of words. At these functions, there are usually at least two rockers and boxers and an umpteenth amount of dogs and frogs. I have come up with a list of creative and unique ideas for these functions.

If you like what you see, get a shopping cart going with these costumes.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments