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The First Week Of College As Told By 'Napoleon Dynamite'

"Your mom goes to college."

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The First Week Of College As Told By 'Napoleon Dynamite'
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The first week of school is shambly. And so is Napoleon. Here are some wise words from the guy that brought you Tina and tots. Napoleon's life is relatable and hilarious--probably much like your first week at college if you think about it. Though we'll never be half as funny in reality, remember that college is not your whole life. Laugh about its ups and downs, even through your first homework assignments, quizzes, and tests. This semester will be great. Your mom went to college, so you can too.


When the first week hits you hard:


When everyone asks how your summer went:


When you're trying to get to class as quickly as possible:



When someone asks you how the first day went:



When you call your roommates to bring your necessities to campus:

When you see someone cute in class:


When you try to find a club that you fit in to:


When you try out for intramurals:


When you survive the first week:


College is tough, but it's reality. Take the wisdom of Napoleon to heart and don't take life too seriously.

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