Ahh yes... the gym. Filled with men in cut-off tanks that #FreeTheNipple and girls in Lululemon leggings going so hard at the squat rack you get lower back pain from just looking at them. Believe me, no form of intimidation is as threatening than 'gymtimidation'. But have no fear, we're all thinking the same thing.
Here's a list of questions that most likely run through everyone mind while they painfully *keyword* pretend to workout for 1.5 hours a few days a week:
1. Should I re-tie my shoes?
2. Why is my bra so tight?
3. Do my socks match?
4. Is my butt sweaty?
5. Can you see my butt sweat?
6. Did I LEAVE my butt sweat on a machine I just used?
7. Where can I go to safely pick my wedgie?
8. Do my socks match?
9. Is that girl wearing my same leggings?
10. What playlist should I put on for running?
11. Should I play my "bad girls run the world" tracks?
12. Hood rap gangster ride?
13. 1980's jams?
14. Guess I'll just settle for the Taylor Swift fearless album.
15. Wait does that girl wearing my same leggings look better than me in them?
16. How many fraternity gentlemen are here today?
17. Are they staring?
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