Lock up your booze, the Moms are on their way. Who do you think taught Cougs to drink the way they do? Our moms of course! If you think we party hard, just wait until Washington State University's Mom's Weekend.

This is the one weekend of the year where housewives are able to party like it's 1980. Be prepared to hear throwbacks like 'Jesse's Girl' blasting at every fraternity. Not to mention the fraternities themselves will look 100X cleaner than they look all year. Even though you may be used to the smell of stale beer and shame, your mom surely isn't. Sorry, but that stench cannot be cleaned Mom…

There are numerous opportunities that go along with Mom's Weekend. For example now you can officially meet the woman responsible for raising the drunk idiot you see every weekend at the bar. You can also thank her for all the tuition money she gives him to buy you free drinksJ

Speaking of free drinks, that is another perk of Mom's Weekend. FREE ALCOHOL. For some reason every Coug's ears perk up at the mention of those two words. Oh and Mom can't stomach the crappy taste of Busch Light, like you've become accustomed to, so she might want to go for something stronger and more expensive. Take advantage of it you alcoholics.

WSU urban legends say that Pullman has the highest condom sales during Mom's Weekend. Ok, that's pretty gross—nobody really wants mental images of that. Although, everybody has heard the outrageous stories of moms hooking up with frat guys. Just think of it, now there is more than one meaning to “Cougar Mom". For those of you that party hard with your Mom and walk her back to your place at the end of the night, congratulations. If you are one of the lucky few who get to catch their mom stumbling home the next morning after a crazy night of shacking, I'm deeply sorry. Hopefully she wasn't with any of your friends.

All jokes aside, this really is one of our favorite weekends of the year. Not only is it fun for us to drink with our Mom's, but it's a good opportunity for you to show her what you really do for fun in Pullman. Come on, we live in the middle of nowhere… it's not like we are reading textbooks for fun. We all look forward to this year to show off the incredible woman who made us who we are today. We are proud of her and want to introduce her to everyone at the party, even though she'll only remember about three people's names. I hope you have as much fun with your mom during this crazy weekend as I do!