The end of October is slowly creeping up on us, which can only mean one thing: it's almost Halloween! Don't know what you're doing yet on this festive holiday? Have no fear! Just take a gander at the list below and pick which one will best apply to you on October 31st.
You can:
1. Go to a party like every other college kid.
Halloween parties are the bomb. Go be the stereotypical college student you are and wear a super tight or super short costume that looks good with a red solo cup. While you're out, count how many cat and "risky business" costumes you see.
2. Trick-or-treat!
You could go trick-or-treating...but that's really only OK if you're stuck in middle school or escorting your little sibling around because your mom made you.
3. Hand out candy.
This isn't the worst idea if you live in a residential area. It'll probably make you feel nostalgic, making you question your life choices and wonder "how did I get to this point?" all because you're handing out Kit-Kats to little kids all dressed like Elsa and Spider-Man.
4. Barricade yourself in a dark room with a bowl of candy.
Go ahead. Be selfish. Treat yo' self. Just don't look too closely at yourself because then you will realize how sad and pathetic this option is.
5. Watch a scary movie with bae.
If you're lucky enough to have a SO this Halloween and are looking to just relax, why not test your relationship by seeing how the other reacts to a horrifying movie?
6. Watch Halloween movies with the girls.
If you and your girls really don't have plans for the night, God invented "Halloweentown" for this very reason. #blessed
7. Trick your friends!
An important aspect of "trick-or-treating" is the trick. If your spirit animal is a 12-year-old boy, why not go TP and egg some houses? Or you could just harmlessly scare people. Don't go too far.
8. End up in prison (but hopefully not).
Depending on how you spend the first part of your night, you could end up in the slammer. Probably not the most ideal choice, but hey, what a story to tell your kids one day.
9. Go to Disney World.
If you ever have the opportunity to go to Disney World on Halloween, you freaking go to Disney World on Halloween. What are you waiting for?
10. Bake lots of food.
I'm sure you can find plenty of adorable, festive Halloween treats that you will probably end up eating all by yourself in your kitchen.
11. Make a Halloween Pinterest board.
Go ahead and make this Pinterest board with the intention that you will actually make all this food, when you actually know you won't even look at the board again for another 12 months.
12. Work.
If you're like me, you will have to work on Halloween. If that's the case, try to live vicariously through all the happy people who actually get to participate in Halloween that you see while you sit at your desk, trying to assure yourself that this paycheck is worth it.
13. Totally disregard that it's Halloween and just go about your daily life uninterrupted.
Have a great Halloween!
