Some weeks finding something to write about is extremely hard and this week is one of those weeks. I have decided to make a post about something that I have found entertaining during the last couple of days: The Washington Post's Tumblr page. Most specifically their "Overheard at the Washington Post" section. So to my editor: please don't fire me, and here are a few of my favorite quotes and posts that have been overheard at one of America's biggest Newspapers.
Also, if the titles aren't really funny it's because I came up with them.
1. Napping like a champ
“Any room is a nap room if you try hard enough.”
— Overheard at The Washington Post
2. The worst kind of letdown
“I walked into work feeling like Beyoncé. And then work started and I remembered I’m not Beyoncé, I’m Michelle.”
— Overheard at The Washington Post
3. This post is amazeballs
“Can we use ‘amazeballs’ in a blog?”
— Overheard at The Washington Post
4. Someone can't see or listen anymore
“If I have to listen in on one more debate about Taylor and Kanye I think I might pull my ears off. Or my eyes.”
— Overheard at The Washington Post
5. My new Twitter bio
“I’m used to awkward things. That’s like my whole life. Awkward things.”
— Overheard at The Washington Post
6. When you get to not socialize for a day
“Today is the first day I’ve only wanted to punch someone once.”
— Overheard at The Washington Post
7. When you've been online for too long
“How do you log off being alive?”
— Overheard at The Washington Post
8. This! 100%
“I love takedowns of overhyped hipsterdom. I say this as someone who regularly gets tricked by hipster nonsense because I’m simple.”
— Overheard at The Washington Post
9. Overheard at the Hogwarts Great Hall
“The Internet is a trash basilisk and you should never look directly into its eyes.”
— Overheard at The Washington Post
10. Every college student ever
“I’m going to cry 1,000 tears about it when I have time later.”
— Overheard at The Washington Post
11. Also every college student ever
“I’d be crying at my desk. Also, planning and working hard. Those usually go together.”
— Overheard at The Washington Post
12. someone who spent too much time on Tumblr
"Journalist 1: Do you tweet on Twitter?
Journalist 2: Do you Instagram on Instagram?
Journalist 3: Do you Google on Google?"
13. Someone's worst day ever
“Coffee is not going to help today.”
— Overheard at The Washington Post
Here's a link to their Tumblr page from where all of these posts come from:
