20 Quotes from Thor: Ragnarok that Made Me LOL
Start writing a post

20 Quotes from Thor: Ragnarok that Made Me LOL

Warning: Minor Spoilers Ahead!

20  Quotes from Thor: Ragnarok that Made Me LOL

"I swear, I left him right here." -Loki

Poor Loki. He tried.

"I'm made of rocks, as you can see, but don't let that intimidate you. You don't need to be afraid, unless you're made of scissors!" -Korg

This was possibly the best character introduction in MCU history.

"Bye bye." -Doctor Strange

I love how Loki thinks he's going to go at it with this guy, but Steve isn't even gonna deal with that.

"I'm not doing 'Get Help'."

I'm not sure which is funnier, the fact that they even use "Get Help" as a tactic, or the fact that Loki thought Thor would want to use it against the goddess of death.

"But Hulk like real fire. Like... raging fire. Thor like smoldering fire." -Hulk

At first I wasn't sure how I felt about Hulk's sudden speech ability. But now I fully appreciate it.

"Well, I tried to start a revolution, but I didn't print enough pamphlets..." -Korg

Poor Korg. I mean, he doesn't exactly an imposing personality, though.

"I have been falling for thirty minutes!" -Loki

Salty Loki is the Loki we've all been waiting for.

"No, I won. Easily." -Thor

Bruce: That doesn't sound right... Thor: Well, it's true!

"Hey man, I'm Korg. We're gonna get out of here. Wanna come?" -Korg

Totally the chilliest revolution ever.

"Welcome, Strongest Avenger." -Quinjet Computer

Thor's continual denial of Hulk's dominance is quite entertaining.

"YES! That's what it feels like!" -Loki

Sometimes karma tastes sweet. Especially if you've been Hulk-smashed.

"He's a friend from work!" -Thor

Followed by: "You're embarrassing me! I told them we're friends!"

"I call them Des and Troy. When they're together, they destroy." -Skurge

It was the pun I should have been expecting.

"I have to get off this planet." -Loki

The last time poor Loki saw the Hulk, he was smashed into the floor.

"Yeah, it's called the... Revengers!" -Thor

Thor is so creative.

"Please, kind sir. Please don't cut my hair." -Thor

How to make Thor whimper like a puppy: give Stan Lee giant spinning scissors and allow him to cut Thor's hair.

"Goodbye, New Doug!" -Korg

I quite enjoy watching Thor get taken down a notch by everyone's lack of confidence in him.

"There was one time my brother transformed himself into a snake because he knows how much I like snakes, and so I picked the snake up to admire it, but then he turned back and went 'AAHH! It's me!' And then he stabbed me." -Thor

I laugh because this is absolutely something Loki would have done.

"No, I don't have a phone but you could have sent me an electronic letter. It's called an email." -Thor

Doctor Strange: Yeah. Do you have a computer? Thor: No. What for?

"Because that's what heroes do." -Thor

It's so Thor: he sounds like total jock, but he knows everyone loves him anyway.

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.

Where To Find The Best Coffee Drinks In America, According To A Survey

Here's the coffee shop where you should get your morning brew.


Coffee, for billions of people, is one of the only things that can get us out of bed (after hitting snooze a time or two), especially in 2020. Because, if we're being honest, is there anything that beats a quality cup of coffee on those mornings when all we wanted to do is roll over and go back to sleep? The answer is no. And if you're headed to a coffee shop to pick up your caffeinated beverage, you don't want to sleep on the best coffee drinks in America.

According to LiveShopper Sassie's Coffee Project survey, when it comes to chain coffee shops, there are definitely preferred spots you'll want to hit up for your go-to order — whether you order the classic, frozen, or flavored coffee, an espresso, tea, or other. To figure out the hot spots, 1,000 coffee drinkers across the United States took to LiveShopper's mobile app, PrestoShopper, to answer various questions about their coffee drinking habits and preferences. In return, these survey respondents got money back for their coffee — something any user who downloads the app can do as well (yes, even you).

Keep Reading... Show less

For me, chai isn't just what I drink — it's a core part of who I am. Sure, I'll switch it up every now and then with a cup of English Breakfast, Earl Grey, rose, or Darjeeling, but I always come back to chai.

Nearly every tea lover has one tea they repeatedly drink and go back to, whether it's a daily morning ritual or an afternoon pick-me-up. One of my good friends has almost eight cups of jasmine tea every single day — she drinks more tea than water, actually.

Keep Reading... Show less
Content Inspiration

Survey: Which Issues Are The Most Important To You In The 2020 Election

If you're a first-time voter or voting by mail for the first time, we want to hear your story.


The general election on Tuesday, November 3, 2020, will decide not only the next president of the United States but also which political party controls the House of Representatives and the Senate. Young and first-time voters will play a crucial part in determining the result.

Keep Reading... Show less

Where Are You Now? Tell Us How Odyssey Helped You Get To Where You Are Today

We want to hear from you for a chance to be featured!


If you were formerly an Odyssey creator, like Tatyannah King or Julia Waterbury, we want to hear from YOU about how your creator journey helped you get to where you are today.

Keep Reading... Show less

Articles To Write If You're All About Saving More Money, And Waking Up A Little Bit Earlier

Get your day started right — and keep that budget tight.


For all the young professionals, parents, and students out there who've been working, learning, or even teaching remote — 2020 has likely been the longest year of your life. If you didn't know (sorry), we've been locked down for over 200 days now, and chances are, you are ready for it to be OVER.

Keep Reading... Show less
Health and Wellness

Going To College During COVID-19 Has Caused Some INTENSE Burnout, And It's Not Just Me

Graduation doesn't even feel like the light at the end of the tunnel anymore.


When my college announced that we would be having the fall 2020 semester on-campus, I was pretty excited. After six months of living at home with my parents with nothing to do, my study abroad trip in May canceled, and my 21st birthday plans down the drain, going back to campus meant that I would regain some of my individuality and see my friends again. But since we've returned, it has not been as fun as I had hoped my senior year of college would be.

Keep Reading... Show less

How Much Of A Coffee Snob You Are, Based On Where You Live

Your state may determine how picky you are about your coffee.


When it comes to coffee, everyone has different criteria for what goes into their "perfect cup." Some caffeine lovers, though, are extra particular when it comes to their beloved beverage. One survey found that the state you're from (or the one you live in now) may play a part in determining how much of a coffee snob you actually are.

LiveShopper Sassie, the company behind this Coffee Project survey, received input from 1,000 coffee drinkers via their mobile app, PrestoShopper, to ask various questions about their coffee drinking habits and preferences. In return, these survey respondents got money back for their coffee — something any user who downloads the app can do as well (yes, even you).

Keep Reading... Show less

I went through a breakup in the middle of November 2018 and decided I'd get on Tinder and see what happens. I honestly didn't know what I wanted from it and I never thought people could actually find their forever person on it until I did. I actually ended up marrying him a couple of months after we had matched, and now we are about to hit 2 years of marriage! Here are some tips on finding love on Tinder, if you're ready for commitment...

Keep Reading... Show less
Health and Wellness

6 Simple Activities That May Actually Help You Sleep Better At Night

Because being well-rested is crucial to your overall health.


I often can't sleep at night due to a slurry of medical issues, both mental and physical. Often times I fall asleep between three and five in the morning. I know there are many others just like me, so I did some research to benefit us all. Here are 6 things to do when you can't sleep.

Keep Reading... Show less

No matter what job you wish to pursue or where you'll end up in your career, writing will always be an invaluable skill.

Just ask Julia Waterbury, a former Odyssey creator and college graduate with a business degree, for whom this couldn't be more true! Though she began by using Odyssey as a creative outlet, she quickly learned it was so much more and soon was able to include her articles and skills (from writing and editing to SEO and social media marketing) to up her resume game.

Keep Reading... Show less

I haven't had sex since I lost my virginity at the end of my sophomore year of high school and now I'm a freshman in college, so I'd like to say I know a thing or two about not having sex. Here are four lessons I've learned over the last two years of abstinence.

Keep Reading... Show less
Facebook Comments