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20 Quotes from Thor: Ragnarok that Made Me LOL

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Megan Alms

Nov 13, 2017

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20 Quotes from Thor: Ragnarok that Made Me LOL

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"I swear, I left him right here." -Loki

Poor Loki. He tried.

"I'm made of rocks, as you can see, but don't let that intimidate you. You don't need to be afraid, unless you're made of scissors!" -Korg

This was possibly the best character introduction in MCU history.

"Bye bye." -Doctor Strange

I love how Loki thinks he's going to go at it with this guy, but Steve isn't even gonna deal with that.

"I'm not doing 'Get Help'."

I'm not sure which is funnier, the fact that they even use "Get Help" as a tactic, or the fact that Loki thought Thor would want to use it against the goddess of death.

"But Hulk like real fire. Like... raging fire. Thor like smoldering fire." -Hulk

At first I wasn't sure how I felt about Hulk's sudden speech ability. But now I fully appreciate it.

"Well, I tried to start a revolution, but I didn't print enough pamphlets..." -Korg

Poor Korg. I mean, he doesn't exactly an imposing personality, though.

"I have been falling for thirty minutes!" -Loki

Salty Loki is the Loki we've all been waiting for.

"No, I won. Easily." -Thor

Bruce: That doesn't sound right... Thor: Well, it's true!

"Hey man, I'm Korg. We're gonna get out of here. Wanna come?" -Korg

Totally the chilliest revolution ever.

"Welcome, Strongest Avenger." -Quinjet Computer

Thor's continual denial of Hulk's dominance is quite entertaining.

"YES! That's what it feels like!" -Loki

Sometimes karma tastes sweet. Especially if you've been Hulk-smashed.

"He's a friend from work!" -Thor

Followed by: "You're embarrassing me! I told them we're friends!"

"I call them Des and Troy. When they're together, they destroy." -Skurge

It was the pun I should have been expecting.

"I have to get off this planet." -Loki

The last time poor Loki saw the Hulk, he was smashed into the floor.

"Yeah, it's called the... Revengers!" -Thor

Thor is so creative.

"Please, kind sir. Please don't cut my hair." -Thor

How to make Thor whimper like a puppy: give Stan Lee giant spinning scissors and allow him to cut Thor's hair.

"Goodbye, New Doug!" -Korg

I quite enjoy watching Thor get taken down a notch by everyone's lack of confidence in him.

"There was one time my brother transformed himself into a snake because he knows how much I like snakes, and so I picked the snake up to admire it, but then he turned back and went 'AAHH! It's me!' And then he stabbed me." -Thor

I laugh because this is absolutely something Loki would have done.

"No, I don't have a phone but you could have sent me an electronic letter. It's called an email." -Thor

Doctor Strange: Yeah. Do you have a computer? Thor: No. What for?

"Because that's what heroes do." -Thor

It's so Thor: he sounds like total jock, but he knows everyone loves him anyway.

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20 Quotes from Thor: Ragnarok that Made Me LOL

Warning: Minor Spoilers Ahead!

"I swear, I left him right here." -Loki

"I'm made of rocks, as you can see, but don't let that intimidate you. You don't need to be afraid, unless you're made of scissors!" -Korg

"Bye bye." -Doctor Strange

"I'm not doing 'Get Help'."

"But Hulk like real fire. Like... raging fire. Thor like smoldering fire." -Hulk

"Well, I tried to start a revolution, but I didn't print enough pamphlets..." -Korg

"I have been falling for thirty minutes!" -Loki

"No, I won. Easily." -Thor

"Hey man, I'm Korg. We're gonna get out of here. Wanna come?" -Korg

"Welcome, Strongest Avenger." -Quinjet Computer

"YES! That's what it feels like!" -Loki

"He's a friend from work!" -Thor

"I call them Des and Troy. When they're together, they destroy." -Skurge

"I have to get off this planet." -Loki

"Yeah, it's called the... Revengers!" -Thor

"Please, kind sir. Please don't cut my hair." -Thor

"Goodbye, New Doug!" -Korg

"There was one time my brother transformed himself into a snake because he knows how much I like snakes, and so I picked the snake up to admire it, but then he turned back and went 'AAHH! It's me!' And then he stabbed me." -Thor

"No, I don't have a phone but you could have sent me an electronic letter. It's called an email." -Thor

"Because that's what heroes do." -Thor

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There's no other place you'd rather be in the summer.

A bad day at the lake is still better than a good day not at the lake.

You know the best beaches and coves to go to.

You have no patience for the guy who can't back his trailer into the water right.

Doing the friendly wave to every boat you pass.

The cooler is always packed, mostly with beer.

Giving the idiot who goes 30 in a "No Wake Zone" a piece of your mind.

You have no problem with peeing in the water.

You know the frustration of getting your anchor stuck.

Watching in awe at the bigger, better boats that pass by.

Knowing any swimsuit that you own with white in it is best left for the pool or the ocean.

The momentary fear for your life as you get launched from the tube.

You're able to go to the restaurants by the water wearing minimal clothing.

Having unexpected problems with your boat.

Having a name for your boat unique to you and your life.

There's no better place you'd rather be in the summer.

Why I Chose a Small School Over a Big University.

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