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Trump's uncanny resemblance to looney toon characters

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David Fisher
Donald Trump is without a doubt the loony tunes president. Warners Bros. should sue Trump for intellectual property theft which may be the only time "Trump" & "intellectual" appear in the same sentence. Donald Trump has the porcine looks of Porky Pig, the intellect of Elmer Fudd, the stumbling gait of Foghorn Leghorn, the paranoid megalomania of Daffy Duck, the delusion sexuality of Pepe Le Pew, the strategic incompetence of Wile E. Coyote, the farcical bravado of Yosemite Sam, & the social decorum of the Tasmania Devil. He lacks, however, the cunning heroism of Bugs Bunny & the cheerful invincibility of the Road Runner. Watching Trump attempts to control the narrative is liking watching Sylvester's catastrophic attempts to devour Tweetie or Speedy Gonzalez. The gullible mobs who champion this cartoon deformity should watch Chuck Jones' anti-war masterpiece "Duck Dodgers" in which Daffy wages an ego-driven war that results in the destruction of both his & his opponent's planets. As Daffy exults in his hollow victory, Porky wryly stutters: "B-big deal."

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