With temperatures below freezing there is no way college kids want to walk across campus. I'd rather do these 7 things instead.
1. Call my grandma to discuss her love for her cats...all 60 of them.

2. Call my racist uncle to hear his views on current politics.

3. Write a 13 page paper that was due... when again?

4. Visit the DMV office. Enough said.

5. Hug a cactus.

6. Go circa 2007 Britney Spears and Shave My Head Bald.

7. Let's be real... literally anything else.




















