There will come a time for everyone who has went through the Disney College Program when they will return to Disney.
You should be prepared for the following:
1. You will be mildly offended at any cast member that breaks the four keys
Like, did you even DO traditions
2. You have the sudden urge to yell at every kid who sits on the trash cans
Again, basic 4 Keys!! Safe D begins with who? Clearly not you, c'mon PAC people, do your jobs!!!
3. No more magic moments from your friends/favorite cords & leaders (QSFB, I'm looking at you)
Wait, people actually pay for this stuff? Since when is a drink 4 dollars??
4. You don't know the new CPS at your old location
So many new people, I wonder how they like the leader no one in my program got along with
5. But you can tell about 50 percent of them have no idea what they're doing
Who tf let these people pass assessment?
6)You just realized you have to be signed in to CP housing
Ain't nobody got time fo dat!
7. And you can't go back stage and hang out with old coworkers
And you kind of wonder what would happen if you did it anyway
8. Not that there's anyone back there that you know anymore anyway
cause all my friends are gooooooone
9. Wishes looks exactly the same as it did when you left
10. But yet somehow different
Has it always been this long?
11. You can spot a Disney Look violation from a mile away
How has no one said anything about her earrings? Or told him to shave? That would NOT fly in my program
12. You'll also probably write a four keys card here and there
Because you know it's better than getting a tip
13. You might even answer a guest's question that definitely was NOT directed at you
14. But most of all, you can't believe that this magical place you're visiting used to actually be your home
And you would give anything to do it again!
