Between Miley’s nip slip and Justin Bieber crying after his first performance after taking a two year hiatus, the MTV Video Music Awards was full of surprises. Although, should we really be surprised by Kanye’s candidacy for president announcement? I’m just surprised that he hadn’t thought about running before, because who would Kanye rather vote for than Kanye himself?

One of the best parts of watching the #VMAs (or one of the worst) is reading the live play by play from tweeters. Specifically, me.

Really? I can’t even watch Nikki Minaj perform without her showing up? It’s like she’s fucking everywhere.

I guess you have to be an award show for celebrities to deserve a cute little icon.

Celebrities always look so miserable when they're caught in candid pictures. Considering they have a million bucks, I expect them to always look like they have a million bucks.

Possibly my favorite part of the Video Music Awards was when Britney Spears looked hot AF on stage and put Miley on blast.

I can't even remember what part this was. It was either when she and Nikki got into an awkward fight, or when she pretended to suck on Kim Kardashian's nipples.

Oh, the irony. But seriously, Taylor is EVERYWHERE! Get out of here, Taylor!

Yikes. I don't know why singers have to dance so awkwardly together. Like, practice what you're gonna do, or don't do it at all. I don't want to feel uncomfortable when I'm trying to enjoy a show.

Poor kid.

I wasn't digging his new haircut, but Rebel was vibing to Bieber real hard. Do I smell a new celebrity power couple in the works?

Not judging you, dude, I get out of breath just from eating dinner.

Out of all the Kardashians and Jenners, why did they pick the most awkward one to present an award?

Not saying that's a bad thing...

Honestly, I missed this part, because I was still getting over how awkward Kylie was on stage. But I heard it was pretty weird.

Seriously? How are you gonna be the president if you don't know to spit out your gum before making speeches when you're high?

They're actually my favorite couple next to Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis.

Similar, but different.

Things got really real, real fast.

What was this speech for again? What was he accepting? I zoned out and all I heard was "fresh juice."

Shit! Kanye was talking mad smack about how the awards are given out based on what will get higher ratings. "Listen to the kids, bro!" he yelled. Preach, dude.

"Y’all might be thinking right now, “I wonder, did he smoke something before he came out here?” And the answer is yes, I rolled up a little something, I knocked the edge off." -- Kanye West

People are like, "I'm moving to Canada if Kanye is elected president." But I'm like, "YAAAAS!"

I dunno, though. He was pretty high when he said it. He could be all talk.

I mean, if you know Kanye at all (which I don't), you would know that he likes to take matters into his own hands, because no one can do anything as well as he can.

You're welcome, mom and dad.

I actually lost one the morning after.