Whether you’re single and ready to flamingle or cuddling up with bae, Valentine’s Day comes with a lot of pressure. The presents, the dinner, the wine, and the lineup of Netflix rom-coms to watch with your cat are all delicate, crucial parts of this holiday.
Sloths understand your situation, as they do any situation, and can perfectly relate to any Valentine’s Day scenarios you may be experiencing in the next week.
When your SO tries to share food Lady and the Tramp style
No thanks babe, I think I'll eat that myself
Getting ready to go out to a swanky dinner with your S.O.
I'll be ready in like five seconds, don't worry
When he suggests you go to Olive Garden
When he won’t stop talking about the Super Bowl
No sweetie, I don't know why he threw the ball, pass the wine please
When he tries to be romantic
For the single sloths just looking to have a good time, there are plenty of options on this night of supposedly couples-only fun.
Getting your girls together for dinner
Wining the night away
When you see your ex on an actual date
But then you remember,
*plays 'Shake it Off"*
Then you see a cute guy alone at the bar
Aaand you start talking
What does "personal space" mean again?
But you drank too many bottles glasses and need to be taken home
Thank you Mr. Uber driver, Sir