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Valentine's Day as Told by the Real Housewives

20 highs and lows of the day explained by our girls.

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Valentine's Day as Told by the Real Housewives

1. When your mom reminds you you're dateless on this day yet again.

(Mom I love you and I would never actually call you that.)

2. And then she proceeds to ask if you have any plans for the night.

3. So naturally she has a guy lined up she wants to set you up with.

4. But then she shows you a picture and tells you all about the job he has lined up after graduation.

5. This is you the entire night.

6. For the girls who will do nearly anything just to have a date on this Hallmark Holiday.

7. When one of your guy friends thinks today would be the perfect day to proclaim his secret love for you.

8. Your response as to why you won't go out (instead of admitting that all you really want to do is cuddle a box of assorted chocolates and watch The Notebook).

9. The girl who brags about all of the romantic gestures and gifts her boyfriend did/got for her.

10. Debating with your single friends what you should order in.

11. Your boyfriend has no idea what to get you but really you're not high maintenance at all.

12. When you get asked to a date party that's happening on Saturday the 14th of February.

13. And he's cute too.

14. Your friends helping you get ready so you can impress your special Valentine.

15. Your best friend crying the night away because her boyfriend cheated on her two days before.

16. You had one too many glasses of wine to get you through the night.

17. When your double date is going really well until your friend starts bringing up embarrassing stories.

18. Ramona gets it.

19.) He got you candy…

20. When he takes you to a really fancy dinner where you can't understand anything on the menu and the both of you are just like:

This is when you know it's meant to be.

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