Sending your #bae will make them fall head over heels for you.

1. I know you'd rather date Bob Ross, but this card is the best you'll get.

Follow a Bob Ross tutorial to paint them a very terrible painting that they will appreciate because you made it yourself.

2. Every cowboy needs a cowgirl.

Find someone who says yee haw and also asks haw yee.

3. JUULING IS BAD FOR YOU.

I still want Juul to be my valentine, but I don't want you to Juul.

4. MITOCHONDRIA IS THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL.

I may not know much about biology, but I'm willing to learn with you as my teacher.

5. If momma said it, it's the law.

It's too late. You can't back away now... you're trapped 4ever!

6. For the Vine obsessed lovers out there.

I hope you love me, bitch and you ain't ever gonna stop loving me, bitch.

7. I couldn't hear you because you're too broke, but I think you said you love me.

I love you too (poor ass bitch).

8. This meme is as eggcellent as you.

Your skin looks clearer than the egg.