Sending your #bae will make them fall head over heels for you.
1. I know you'd rather date Bob Ross, but this card is the best you'll get.
Follow a Bob Ross tutorial to paint them a very terrible painting that they will appreciate because you made it yourself.
4. MITOCHONDRIA IS THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL.
I may not know much about biology, but I'm willing to learn with you as my teacher.
6. For the Vine obsessed lovers out there.
I hope you love me, bitch and you ain't ever gonna stop loving me, bitch.
7. I couldn't hear you because you're too broke, but I think you said you love me.
I love you too (poor ass bitch).