14 Reasons Valentine's Day Is Great for Singles, According To Tina Belcher
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14 Reasons Valentine's Day Is Great for Singles, According To Tina Belcher

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14 Reasons Valentine's Day Is Great for Singles, According To Tina Belcher

Valentine's Day. The day of candy hearts, bouquets of roses, gushy cards, and a marathon of romance movies on Netflix like The Notebook starring mouthwateringly chiseled Ryan Gosling or Love Actually starring British Sex-God Hugh Grant, all while snuggled up with your beloved partner (or pet cat, dog, rabbit, grandma, hamster, rock, or whatever gives you unconditional love you rightfully deserve and need). Hopefully, Valentine's Day for some of you is like this, but c'mon. Not everyone has it that easy or somewhat accessible on the day of Cupid, let alone any other day of the year to find that "special someone". Not even Tina Belcher. And here's why this Bob's Burgers star is the most on point when it comes to being single on Valentine's Day. And she proves that it's damn right okay.

1. We Can Only Hope And Dream.

2. When We Can't Dream, We Look Up Pictures Of Hot Celebs Cuz We Can.

3. We Don't Give A Fuck About Your Relationships or Valentine's Day.

4. Our Flirt Game Is On Point; They Just Can't Handle It.

5. We Know What We Want. That's Why It Takes A While...

6. And Sometimes, We Have Better Things To Worry About.

7. Our Standards Are Very High. And We Will Wait.

8. But, sometimes, our charm is so irresistible and that's why we can't even settle.

9. We Have No Time For Your Petty Relationship Drama.

10. You Can Be, Say, or Wear Whatever the Hell You Want.

11. You Don't Have to Share a Bed.

12. We Have The Most Vivid Imaginations and Ideas, while keeping our options open.

13. We're Relatable.

14. And finally, we're just bomb-ass single people looking to have a great time without the commitment.

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