The Types Of People You See At The Family Christmas Party
Start writing a post
Lifestyle

The Types Of People You See At The Family Christmas Party

There are several types of people who somehow manage to show up at every annual Christmas party.

218
The Types Of People You See At The Family Christmas Party

I love my family's annual Christmas party. My aunt and uncle go all out every year, and it's quite possibly the best day of the holiday season. Yes, I'm biased, but their party is always the best. Family comes in from out of town, friends of the family that I only see at the annual party are there, and my cousins and I all get to enjoy yet another year of embarrassing moments for the "adults" (I refuse to admit that I have moved into the adult category).

And every year, I manage to run into the same people over and over again, and I feel like there are definite "types" of people that show up to the annual Christmas party.

The Designated Driver

The poor baby of the family, between the ages of 16 and 20 and 11 months. They get stuck not only with DD duty, but also with babysitting their parents and older siblings. They have a great time for the first few hours of the party, but then their mood sours.

The Proud Parent of an Undeserving Child

The mother who talks to you nonstop about how her middle school child is going to be the next Albert Einstein because she said so. Conversations with these parents last forever and a day, and the only escape is your buddy for the night and the distress signal you send their way.

The Drunk Uncle

No shame in this role. The uncle who knows how to throw down, is the life of the party, and rocks a tacky Christmas vest without fail every year. He may be walking around with a cigar in hand, and is constantly filling people's drinks so they can get on his level.

The Relationship Police

These are the people who, even though they have no stake in your personal life, consistently ask you every year why you're still single. Or if you're in a relationship, when you're going to get married. The look of utter disappointment when you say, "Nope, I'm single," or, "No, I'm not engaged," is quite impressive.

The Unknown Adult

This is the person who you never remember. They can be a friend of a friend, or a family friend who is never around. On the other hand, this could be the person who never remembers who you are. For example, last year, a family friend who I have known for about 15 years came up to me and asked who I was and how I knew the hosts of the party -- My aunt and uncle. I walked away.

The Emotional Lightweight

One glass of eggnog and this person is spilling their heart to you. Run away. Do not get caught in their hug, because you'll be stuck with them all night.

The Karaoke Singers

Maybe this is specific to my family's Christmas party. But these are the people who have reached a new level. They break out the karaoke machine, blast the music at the highest volume, and rock out. Tears may be shed. It's a beautiful moment. Journey and ABBA and Christmas classics will be played on repeat.

The Dancers

Similar to the Karaoke Singers, experiencing these people is a gift. They can make any song a dance song. There will be dips and spins, people potentially being dropped, and shoes abandoned.

The Disapproving Friend of a Friend

The one we all wish would leave. This is the person who disapproves of everything in your life -- from your choice in college, to your major, to your intended profession, to the type of car you drive, to your relationship status, to the length of your hair. Yes, this has all happened to me, and all in one night by the same person. Cheers.

The Life of the Party

This type of person is your drunk uncle's groupie/wingman. They are more entertaining than you would expect, and are trying to make the night the best for everyone else. They may occasionally ride bikes outside while inebriated and/or cause a general ruckus, or they may have initiated the karaoke and/or dancing.

The One with a Camera

The kid or adult who knows what's up. The Christmas party is a night of pure blackmail material. They will be snapping candid pictures and storing them for later in the year when they want to relive the night. This person may also end up with no clear images of the night, but that's dependent on who is taking the picture.

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
the beatles
Wikipedia Commons

For as long as I can remember, I have been listening to The Beatles. Every year, my mom would appropriately blast “Birthday” on anyone’s birthday. I knew all of the words to “Back In The U.S.S.R” by the time I was 5 (Even though I had no idea what or where the U.S.S.R was). I grew up with John, Paul, George, and Ringo instead Justin, JC, Joey, Chris and Lance (I had to google N*SYNC to remember their names). The highlight of my short life was Paul McCartney in concert twice. I’m not someone to “fangirl” but those days I fangirled hard. The music of The Beatles has gotten me through everything. Their songs have brought me more joy, peace, and comfort. I can listen to them in any situation and find what I need. Here are the best lyrics from The Beatles for every and any occasion.

Keep Reading...Show less
Being Invisible The Best Super Power

The best superpower ever? Being invisible of course. Imagine just being able to go from seen to unseen on a dime. Who wouldn't want to have the opportunity to be invisible? Superman and Batman have nothing on being invisible with their superhero abilities. Here are some things that you could do while being invisible, because being invisible can benefit your social life too.

Keep Reading...Show less
Featured

19 Lessons I'll Never Forget from Growing Up In a Small Town

There have been many lessons learned.

44891
houses under green sky
Photo by Alev Takil on Unsplash

Small towns certainly have their pros and cons. Many people who grow up in small towns find themselves counting the days until they get to escape their roots and plant new ones in bigger, "better" places. And that's fine. I'd be lying if I said I hadn't thought those same thoughts before too. We all have, but they say it's important to remember where you came from. When I think about where I come from, I can't help having an overwhelming feeling of gratitude for my roots. Being from a small town has taught me so many important lessons that I will carry with me for the rest of my life.

Keep Reading...Show less
​a woman sitting at a table having a coffee
nappy.co

I can't say "thank you" enough to express how grateful I am for you coming into my life. You have made such a huge impact on my life. I would not be the person I am today without you and I know that you will keep inspiring me to become an even better version of myself.

Keep Reading...Show less
Student Life

Waitlisted for a College Class? Here's What to Do!

Dealing with the inevitable realities of college life.

118516
college students waiting in a long line in the hallway
StableDiffusion

Course registration at college can be a big hassle and is almost never talked about. Classes you want to take fill up before you get a chance to register. You might change your mind about a class you want to take and must struggle to find another class to fit in the same time period. You also have to make sure no classes clash by time. Like I said, it's a big hassle.

This semester, I was waitlisted for two classes. Most people in this situation, especially first years, freak out because they don't know what to do. Here is what you should do when this happens.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments