This past week, the world held its breath in anticipation for the 10th anniversary of "High School Musical," where all of the now older, wiser actors would once again grace our screens with their perfection. Well ... all except one.
Yes, I'm looking at you, Zac Efron. And because none of us were able to see your glorious face on our screens, I'm pasting it all over this article, to advertise not only my fabulous school, but also how freakin' overdramatic you are sometimes.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present UNC Chapel-Hill as described by the one and only Zefron.
1. When it's FDOC and you're dressed to impress
2. When administration decides to have our beloved syllabus week start on a Monday
3. When you walk into a classroom and see your best friend.
4. When your friend suggests a celebratory trip to Sup Dogs after surviving FDOC
5. When you get lost in Phillips Hall on the way to a recitation
6. When you're low-key using Google Maps to find some obscure building but you don't want anyone to know
7. When you try to eat the food at Lenoir
8. When the cookies at Lenoir are soft and taste like what dreams are made of
9. When you walk by the Pit and are bombarded by people supporting causes with varying degrees of ridiculousness
10. When you're watching Gary the Pit Preacher compare the student body to a nest of lecherous, ungodly heathens
11. When you buy a new sweatshirt at the student store
13. When you get Phase 1 tickets in the basketball lottery
14. When you see a cute puppy on campus
15. When you see a cute couple on campus
16. When you're at the SRC and you see a very attractive person who must go there quite a lot
17. Or if you're that attractive gymgoer
18. When you see Carol Folt and simply want to express your undying love for her
19. When you are suddenly drowning in homework and have no idea where everything went wrong
20. When you forget to bring a Scranton to your first exam
21. But your friend has an extra
22. When the clock strikes 2 a.m. and you drag your friend from Davis to the UL so you can keep working
23. When you have no idea what your professor is taking about but you're trying not to show fear
24. When you answer a question in class correctly and subsequently feel like a superior human being
25. When you get on the P2P and the driver is suddenly convinced he's in an audition for "The Fast and the Furious"
26. When you're still on the P2P and the driver makes a sharp turn and you're trying not to fall on the boy sitting down near you
27. When you're trying to make yourself sound impressive on the application for an academic club or internship
28. When your parents call and ask about your grades
29. When it's the night before finals week and the streakers arrive at Davis Library
30. When you ever have to leave UNC for any reason
