Season two of "Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt " is upon us, and, with that, comes the evolution of one of the most relatable characters on television. Tina Fey has done it again; I thought Titus Andromedon was relatable last season, but he took it to a whole new level with season two. Titus is the perfect combination of sassy, selfish, lazy, and caring. I would like to think that I am as forward and sassy, but one can only wish to rise to his level. After all, he did produce his own music video, "Pinot Noir." I could never come close to the level of fierce that Titus is in that video. For now, his words are my thoughts. Here are some ways when Titus perfectly represented my feelings.
1. When your friends expect you to be an actively social person.
Don't make me do things....
2. When you the receptionist at the gym says, "See you tomorrow!"
Is this supposed to be a regular commitment or something? What have I gotten myself into?
3. When you were a "resourceful" college student.
Toilet paper ain't cheap, honey.
4. When someone underestimates you.
I may not look it, but I am a force to be reckoned with.
5. When your life is just a mess.
I can't say this has never happened to me...more than once.
6. When you watch a Trump Rally.
*Shakes head*
7. When you're showing off how fierce you truly are.
Pinooooooottttt noirrrrrrrrr!
8. When your friend calls you in tears and you have to figure out the problem.
"So, he did what? Slow down, I can't understand you."
9. When someone you don't like tries to give you up and down eyes.
Take a picture, it will last longer.
10. When you have 300 channels, but there's nothing to watch on TV.
So, basically, every day. Netflix will never fail me like the TV does.
11. When his bank account had as much money as yours did.
I didn't know it was possible until it actually happened.
12. When you just give up.
We all have those days.
13. When you realize tomorrow is Monday.
Weekends are just too short.
14. When no one understands you the way Titus does.
Me too, Titus, me too.
I can't wait for more in season three Titus Andromedon.
