Have your insults been falling flat lately? Are your friends now able to quickly recover from what was once a crippling roundhouse kick to their ego, and respond with something so emasculating, your glass of fine aged whisky magically turns into a bottle of breast milk? Well quit your crying, detach yourself from your mother's bosom and kindly ask for your dignity back, because with this handy dandy insult generator (which I can't actually show because swear words are offensive ya know…), you'll be right back on track and reminding everyone that their fathers smell of elderberries (deduct yourself one year of life if you don't get that reference). Here are but just a few possibilities.
Slutty Shart Nazi: This insult alone probably could have brought Hitler to his art school failing knees and ended the war.
Communist Crotch Waffle: Not the worst thing Obama's been called.
White-trash Douche Clown: Not the worst thing Bush has been called.
Tone-Deaf Butt Goblin: A little lengthy when you can just call someone Nikki Minaj for the same result, but still funny.
Butterface Boner Biscuit: An especially good insult to call an English teacher. They'll appreciate your use of alliteration!
Insecure Sphincter Pilot: This is not the time for you to be self conscious about your sphincter Mr. Pilot, I need you to fly the damn plane!
Elitist Rectum Pirate: Just because you have more booty than me, it doesn't make you better than everyone else
Racist Turd Jockey: AKA Oklahoma SAE
