Do you remember when I wrote a cheat sheet on the men of Lindsay’s season? Well, I’m back at it again with the ultimate cheat sheet for watching this season of the bachelor! If you're like me, you probably can't keep all of the balayaged-blondes straight... Don't worry, I gotchu boo!
I should probably be researching something else, considering I’m a senior in her last semester, but there is something about Arie that I can’t ignore. I mean, look at him!
Before we dive into the current contestants, let's give honorable mention to the bachelorettes who are not on the show anymore *Cue Don't You (Forget About Me) by Simple Minds*
Okay, now we can start!
Occupation: Real Estate Agent
How We Recognize Her: The quiet one
2. Becca K.
How We Recognize Her: Down-to-earth who got spoiled rotten by Arie
3. Bekah M.
How We Recognize Her: The Baby
Occupation: Real Estate Exec. Assistant
How We Recognize Her: Pro-Glam/Mom
How We Recognize Her: The girl who almost drank her own pee on a group date
How We Recognize Her: She wants a man who is "funny with a sense of humor"
How We Recognize Her: The taxidermist
Occupation: Fitness Coach
How We Recognize Her: This season’s villain (or heroine depending on how you look at it).
9. Lauren B.
How We Recognize Her: Probably the winner, considering she's the sole survivor of the "Laurens."
How We Recognize Her: The wedding photographer, super ready to be married.
Occupation: Restaurant Owner
How We Recognize Her: More Kardashian than the Kardashians themselves.
Occupation: Commercial Real Estate Manager
How We Recognize Her: Hardcore Demolition Derby Driver
Occupation: Physical Therapist
How We Recognize Her: The Southern Belle
That's it! Good luck to these lovely ladies and yourself as you finish watching this rollercoaster of a season on The Bachelor.