19 Things All Uber Drivers Have Experienced

19 Things All Uber Drivers Have Experienced

I'm sorry I cried and sang Taylor Swift all the way home.

Things I'm sure my (and your) Uber driver has experienced:

1. Picking up a shacker from her walk of shame.

2. Drunk girls crying on their ride.

3. "Can you hand me the Aux Cord?"

4. *Uber driver talks to passenger and they don't answer at all*

5. "Do you have water bottles or peppermints? My other Uber did and it also had fun rave lights."

6. "How long have you been Ubering?"

7. Drunk girls bonding in the back seat.

8. Drunk guys trying to fight each other.

9. Drunk guys telling each other how much they love each other.

10. Anyone drunk singing.

11. Getting hit on by passengers.

12. "Can you drive me through Chick-fil-A?"

13. People hooking up in the back seat.

14. People breaking up in the back seat.

15. Passengers passing out in back seat.

16. Passengers throwing up in the car.

17. "No, turn this way -- Uber maps is wrong."

18. *Uber driver pulls up*..."Can we all squeeze in?"... "Sure."

19. The most on-point memes I've ever seen:

.... and you answer and they're like, "oh I've been there one time," and "do you know ___?". NO.

..... I've never finished a drink faster in my entire life.

... my Uber driver can never find me!

... always a bonus when your Uber driver lets you keep it.

Remember to tip your uber drivers for all the things you put them through!

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To The Parent Who Chose Addiction

Thank you for giving me a stronger bond with our family.


When I was younger I resented you, I hated every ounce of you, and I used to question why God would give me a parent like you. Not now. Now I see the beauty and the blessings behind having an addict for a parent. If you're reading this, it isn't meant to hurt you, but rather to thank you.

Thank you for choosing your addiction over me.

Throughout my life, you have always chosen the addiction over my programs, my swim meets or even a simple movie night. You joke about it now or act as if I never questioned if you would wake up the next morning from your pill and alcohol-induced sleep, but I thank you for this. I thank you because I gained a relationship with God. The amount of time I spent praying for you strengthened our relationship in ways I could never explain.

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Thank you for giving me a stronger bond with our family.

The amount of hurt and disappointment our family has gone through has brought us closer together. I have a relationship with Nanny and Pop that would never be as strong as it is today if you had been in the picture from day one. That in itself is a blessing.

Thank you for showing me how to love.

From your absence, I have learned how to love unconditionally. I want you to know that even though you weren't here, I love you most of all. No matter the amount of heartbreak, tears, and pain I've felt, you will always be my greatest love.

Thank you for making me strong.

Thank you for leaving and for showing me how to be independent. From you, I have learned that I do not need anyone else to prove to me that I am worthy of being loved. From you, I have learned that life is always hard, but you shouldn't give into the things that make you feel good for a short while, but should search for the real happiness in life.

Most of all, thank you for showing me how to turn my hurt into motivation.

I have learned that the cycle of addiction is not something that will continue into my life. You have hurt me more than anyone, but through that hurt, I have pushed myself to become the best version of myself.

Thank you for choosing the addiction over me because you've made me stronger, wiser, and loving than I ever could've been before.

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