Classes in college are just like classes in high school, except they can last anywhere from 50 minutes to 4 hours, and participation is actually worth like 25% of your grade. Some classes are interesting, since they are geared toward your major, but others are rather boring and require more effort than you are willing to put in. Either way, I think most people can picture themselves thinking these thoughts while they sit in class, ponder life and try their best to make it until the end.
1. Wow that was a total guess I can't believe that's the right answer.
Off to a good start; look at me gooooo.
2. *Looks at the clock*
Oh no, did the professor catch me?
3. "Did you do the reading last night?"
I really tried.
4. "Did you come prepared to discuss the reading from last night?"
I'm sorry, did you say discussion? I was feeling more like a lecture today.
5. "Did you understand the reading even a little bit?"
Negative. It was basically rocket science.
6. "How did you feel about the author's prediction on the future of our country?"
Total guess; but usually right. Our future is usually seen as doomed after all.
7. I want food.
27 minutes and 49 seconds until I can go get something for lunch.
8. I can't wait for the weekend.
Let's just fast-forward through this week.
9. Oh this lecture is actually pretty cool.
Okay yes totally feeling this, keep it up.
10. Can we end class early?
But last class you promisedddddd.
11. *Whispers to friend* what did she just say?
Never good when we both miss something.
12. Does anyone know the date?
Even if it's not; it is.
13. "What were the causes of the Civil War?"
It probably looked something like this.
14. Is the professor trying to be funny?
I honestly can't tell if that was a joke. Based on the confused looks around the room I don't think anyone else found it funny either.
15. "The deadline has been extended."
The best news to brighten any day.
16. "What trends do you notice during this time period?"
That's the only trend I'm worried about.
17. "Can anyone find textual evidence?"
It's just there. Oh, find relevant evidence? You're on your own for this one.
18. Is our test on Tuesday?
God I hope not.
19. I'm so done with this omg.
Why did I even register for this class?
20. Finally class is over; time to dominate the world.
Check that off my list. Let's goooooo.
