Despite the fact that colleges hold thousands of people that come from many diverse backgrounds you always somehow run into these people on a college campus:
Mr. Congeniality
You try to hate him, you really do but you just can't. He the one giving out high fives to random strangers and you've never heard a single negative comment muttered about him. You have never seen him not happy and smiley.
The Party Animal
You don't know how they do it but they manage to go out five times a week. Their motto is that it's 5 o'clock somewhere and they are at every party you walk into. Usually dancing on a table or seen stumbling around.
The Slacker
Commonly found sleeping in till 1. Went into college with the motto that C's get degrees. They're the one constantly hitting you up for the notes from the class they didn't go to.
The Professor That Tries to Be Your Friend
"Feel free to text me, I won't be doing anything". That kind of professor that always asks what everyone did over the weekend. This professor is the person that "jokily" asks where all the parties are for the upcoming weekend.
The Couple That's Already Married
You love them to death and they are total goals but they high key make you realize how single and alone you are. They've been together forever and are never seen one without the other.
The Guy Who Peaked In High School
Can be spotted still wearing his Letterman jacket and high school tee shirt and sweatshirts. Most likely talking about all the girls he got with in high school and all the parties he went too.
The Totally Optimistic Girl
That girl is always seen smiling and content with life. She's super welcoming and has the cutest Snapchats and her Instagram is prime. Everyone is low-key obsessed with her.
The Guy Desperately Trying to Get Laid
Usually found at a party, the type of guy to say "wheres my hug". Can be seen trying to flirt with drunk girls and makes a point to talk as many girls as possible.
The Gym Rat
Always in the gym or otherwise talking about going to the gym. Can be seen with a protein shake in hand and decked head to toe in athletic attire.
The Overachiever
Usually found in the library or with a book in hand. The future doctors and lawyers of the university. Always stops to talk to the professor on the way out of class and finishes the assignments the day they are assigned.
The Mom
Always seen carrying a huge purse full of snacks, kleenex and anything one could ever need. The one you always go to for deep talks and advice. Volunteers to be DD and gives great hugs.
