1. The Forgetful One
This is the person who doesn’t realize that it’s the holiday season until the weekend before Christmas. Sometimes they think they have more time, other times they just aren’t paying attention, in the end they are caught completely unawares. You can usually find these people at Macy’s on Christmas Eve doing last minute present shopping.
2. The Classic Grinch
The Grinch is without a doubt one of the most distinguishable persons during the Holidays. Characteristically cynical and hateful, this is the type of person who swears their ears will bleed if they head Christmas music, no matter if it’s march 15th or December 25th they want absolutely nothing to do with anything affiliated with happy holidays or Christmas cheer. You can most frequently find these people attempting to find rocks to live under for the Holiday season.
3. The Nut Job
Also known as “The Overly Enthusiastic Christmas Goer” or “Christmas Crazie”. This is the type of person who starts planning for the holidays 3 weeks into January, has collectable Santa ceramics, elaborate light decorations, and an endless enthusiasm to sing Christmas carols. This person specializes in grating on the Grinch’s nerves, and can often be found spreading an unnecessary amount Christmas cheer.
4. The Nutcracker
This is the type of person who will break the fingers of the first person to try to turn on Christmas music in November. This individual strongly believes that Christmas should stick to its own month where it belongs, and they hold no tolerance for holiday nuts stepping out of line. They can sometimes be found unplugging radios or stealing candy canes from unsuspecting children.
5. Politically Correct Samaritan
This is the person who attempts the practically impossible task of not offending anyone during the Holidays. They try to be inclusive and innocuous to avoid offense, but in the process they end up upsetting people anyway. These individuals can frequently be found swapping “Merry Christmas” signs with “Happy Holidays” often without owner consent.
6. The Spectator
This person has no particular interest or even disinterest in the holiday season. This is the person who sits back, bag of popcorn in hand, and watches the brawls unfold between nut jobs and grinches. They can often be found recording the epic fights on their iPhone and eating popcorn.
