While the ability to spot the The 7 Types of Guys You Will Meet At Texas A&M is great, they need their counterparts readily able to be spotted in order that they may find their match. The satirical article by Sam Williams helps us to understand the world of the Texas A&M male, but let me give you some insight into the females.
1. The Science Girl
To be found in Heldenfelds working on her research, probably aspiring to become a doctor. This girl is probably shy, but confident. She was accepted to A&M before most of her classmates and will probably be graduating early with honors and a minor in another field of science.
Working on her social skills, she has a few select friends and knows they will be there for her if she needs anything. This lover of all things natural and chemical will ace O-Chem and Biochem with no problem, BRING ON MED SCHOOL.
Potential Soul Mates: The Hipster Guy, The Tech Guy
2. The “Ring By Spring”
Coming from many walks of life, this female can be found with make-up and hair done every day. She will probably not be very academically motivated, so you may find her in the psychology or history departments. She wants to wow everybody with her put together nature and is probably really good at putting on get-togethers.
Always hosting dinners and game nights, she hopes her future husband will walk through the door and drop to his knees begging her to marry him.
Potential Soul Mates: Any Male on campus with two legs and lots of money
3. The "I Grew Up On A Farm"
To find their soul mate in the “Farm Boy” or “The Cowboy”, this girl can be found on west campus, probably in Ag. She can stomach the ANSC 307, Meats class and will gladly tell you of her ability to judge cuts of steak. To be found on the weekend at Harry’s two-stepping away, this girl is both strong and independent and ready for her cowboy hat wearing Romeo.
She will wear her boots to every game without fail and probably has bigger bling jewelry than any other girl on campus. Hoping to become a vet, this girl will be a hometown hero when somebody’s dog gets hurt by their cow.
Potential Soul Mates: The Farm Boy, The Cowboy
4. The "Greek Lyfe is Lyfe"
THINK THETA! RUSH GAMA PHI! GO CHI O! These girls can sorority chant you into believing your new home at TAMU is their very large sorority house. But do not be deceived, these girls go through recruitment with sore legs, hoarse voices, and no sleep to find their perfect PNM’s.
Sisterhood and philanthropy are their war cry and they will bombard you with flyers to attend their next event. Rush Songfest where all these girls will amaze you with their killer dance moves, most likely taught by their big whom they LOVE SO MUCH, OMG! Catch them looking for their little’s and popping out of boxes on Sorority Row.
Date party will bring all the BYX and BCA guys running hoping they will be the lucky Peanut Butter to their Jelly.
Potential Soul Mates: The Organizations Man, The Frat Lord
5. The Chripster
Find them Eno-ing on campus with their Chaco’s and Nalgene, these Jesus loving hipsters will be found loving people through intentional conversations. Catch them doing discipleship at Sweet Eugene’s every week.
Have a Moleskin journal with artfully drawn works such as “Grace” and “Redeemed”, these summer camp counselors will write you a letter of encouragement at any sign of trouble. Catch them with their flannel around their waist because it is too hot in Texas to actually wear it.
Potential Soul Mates: The Hipster Guy, The Granola Dude, The Organizations Man
6. The "I'm in Bonfire"
Ready to kill trees for tradition, this rowdy aspiring chief will be found at every Midnight Yell, Silver Taps, and Muster. This girl is probably an arsonist at heart and cannot wait for the glorious night where she finally gets to see her months of hard work go up in flames.
Knowing her way around the great outdoors, she can use an axe better than most of the guys in your class. Most importantly, she probably wants her dixichicken hat more than her Aggie ring.
Potential Soul Mates: The Farm Boy
7. The Over-involved Girl
Give her 10 minutes of your time and she can explain all of the many things she is involved in, from FLOs to Bible Study, she has done it all.
Probably slightly fitting into all of the other categories, this girl has her life booked to the second. From nightly meetings to 18 hours and work plus being invited to all the events, this girl will never sleep.
Find her with coffee on hand at any moment because she ended up having to solve a major campus crisis last night before her final exam. This girl may or may not be the most intellectual, but she is functionally one of the best workers on campus. Ready to take on a job with high-stress situations, she will find it a breeze to work with her future co-workers.
Find her running around campus with no make-up, hair in a bun and fixing problems because this girl can do it all.
Potential Soul Mates: The Organizations Man
