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12 Types Of Drunk

Which drunk are you?

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12 Types Of Drunk

Having a cold drink doesn't seem like such a crime, until your drunk-self begins to kick in. Everyone has their own type of drunk; here are 12 that you might relate to.

1. The one who never wants the party to stop


Everyone's leaving to go home, and this person is in the middle screaming "where's the next party!" It doesn't matter if it's 5 a.m., this person is still ready to go.


2. The person ready to put up a fight

This person is ready to fight anyone who comes within a five-foot radius of them. The fists are up, and the foul words are being said. Blame it on the whisky, blame it on the bartender, just know this person is ready to throw down.

3. The generous drunk


They're at the bar yelling to the ten friends they came with offering to buy a drink for everybody and not taking no for an answer. By the end of the night their bank account has dwindled, but they'll just have to worry about that tomorrow.

4. The dancer

No matter where they are standing, their feet are already moving. They begin dancing to their own beat. Whether it's just a two-step, or a whole spastic dance move that you've never seen before, you aren't going to calm their dancing down anytime too soon.

5. The one who goes to bed way to early

It's 11 p.m. and the party has barely started, yet this person has already started to crawl into bed. Some people just can't hang.

6. The hungry drunk

It's time to leave the party and find the nearest pizza shop. This person wants food, and they want it NOW. They have ten delivery places on speed dial and pay no attention to how much money they are spending on late night food.

7. The cryer

It doesn't take much to get this person to start crying. Once you get a few drinks into them, any wrong word can cause tears to start streaming down their face.

8. The sloppy drunk

Hold your significant other close because this person is about to twerk on anything that can breath. The sloppiness is so uncontrollable that you can only look on and feel sad for them.

9. The spiller

You swear this person has holes in their chin. Whenever they take a sip, they dribble the liquid down their shirts and usually end up spilling a couple drinks on the floor. Keep the napkins handy.

10. The person who can't hold down their liquor

Get the trash barrel near because this person is about to have their head in it, and it's not going to be a pretty sight.

11. The wanderer

One minute they're standing next to you, the next minute they're gone. No one has seen them for the past hour, and it's probably safe to say it's time to call a search team in to find them.

12. The "I love you man" drunk

This person gets very affectionate with everyone around them when the booze starts flowing. They begin having very in-depth conversations with random people, usually ending in "I love you man."

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