My roommate has been reading aloud some of her favorite Tweets from the latest "first of all" trend and by the tenth one, I knew this was some of Twitter's best work. This past week people have been taking to Twitter and sharing common thoughts paired with a "first of all" of a situation's actual realities. So, I scrolled through and read hundreds of tweets about college "first of alls" and these are among the best ones.
1. Said every professor ever.
You don't know what is possible with a pot of coffee and a big bag of candy.
2. For sure the best years.
We also defy the laws of common sense.
3. What is studying?
Let's be real, are you even going to study next time (hopefully yes)?
1. When people start to ask me questions about a class.
Hence why people go out on a Monday night.
5. Naps over everything.
This one might be debatable.
6. Sadly, not all dropouts have a net worth of over a billion dollars.
I mean maybe if we put our minds together we can make the next big thing.
7. Work hard, play hard.
8.The three components of college.
You might consider adding a nap into this too.
9. Living la vida broke life.
I may only have $2.47, but a small iced coffee is only $2.39.
10. Should I check the depth of my soul or my pockets?
If only I could pay in Monopoly money.
11. "What, like it's hard?"
College is hard when you have approximately zero notes.
12. I don't even know what I'm having for dinner.
Or breakfast. Or lunch.
13. $100 for nine letters, sure.
How much does a kidney go for nowadays?
14. I go to the library but I don't do anything there.
Worst part is there are 58 slides
15. Every exam ever.
Unless your professor doesn't *gasp* curve.
Just about every situation can be captured perfectly by this new trend. I may have laughed too hard at most of these, but first of all, it is college and these few years are some of the best years of your life.