My roommate and I love to do this thing where we find the most ridiculous tweets possible and send them to one another when we can't sleep. Usually these tweets end up being some kind of ~relationship goals~ account because:
1. Ridiculous
2. SO FREAKING MANY
So, now, because my roommate is going to bed and I still can't sleep, I will be sharing these ridiculous tweets (and of course my rants) with all of you dear readers.
Wow. OK then. This is honestly just shocking. What's even more shocking than this aggressive tweet is the fact that two thousand people retweeted it and three thousand liked it! I'm sorry, but I don't know if I even feel comfortable living in a world where people would rather "break ya neck" than a break. Perhaps the next time I'm lamenting about being single I'll keep in mind that I should be thankful no one is trying to KILL ME for "wasting their time"
As someone who (embarrassingly) watched all of "One Tree Hill," I would just like to point out that this is TELEVISION SHOW people. And a completely unrealistic one at that! (seriously "One Tree Hill"? Why so many kidnappings in one town?) I mean, I guess if you want to base your relationship goals off of a couple who got married in literal high school it's you decision, but I don't know how many boys you're going to find that are put a ring on it at 17.
Alright, first of all, if we are going on a trip I most certainly will not be sitting on your lap at the airport. Just no. Additionally, I don't really think I need to be twinning with my man. No thanks. And finally, who are y'all planning on dating?! Bill Gates?! Girls in high school and college will retweet this and I'm like...yo I can barely afford to do my laundry and you want someone to take you on a trip like this? I mean, shoot, if you find a man like that give him my number.
To be honest, if a boy was staring at me all love sick all the time, I'd be creeped out and tell him to look somewhere else. Also, fairly unrealistic to find someone that will just follow you around all day gazing lovingly into your eyes because you're the "prettiest angel he's ever seen."
Maybe I'm just an aggressive love hater, and while this is an incredibly kind thing to say to someone, I don't know that I'd love it all over social media. Also, does this mean all girls are expecting this from boys when they're dating...?? Because that's some pretty high expectations! I'd say that most people aren't going to post a short chapter book about their love for you, so girls shouldn't be making that "beyond goals."
I don't know about you, but typically when someone tells me goodbye I respond with "goodbye." What's the alternative....? Beg them not to leave? I feel like posts like this are the reasons that (dumb) people say women are crazy. Cause tbh it is a little crazy to be sad about someone saying goodbye...
Alright, rant over. Thanks for sticking with me through all these. And if I ever, for any reason, begin to retweet things like this please slap some sense into me.
