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​Twelve Ways To Become Famous In America

Example: Have a rich Dad and make a TV show.

Olivia Wood
Jan 11, 2016
SUNY New Paltz
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​Twelve Ways To Become Famous In America

Americans are obsessed with fame. And, in today's digital world there are many ways to become famous, so here's a list of the most common and absurd pathways to living the life of the rich and famous.

1. Make a sex tape with a mediocre rapper.

2. Have a rich Dad and make a TV show. Then, take a charity trip to Africa with a few photo ops to clean up the spoiled rich girl image. Don't worry, UNICEF's PR team will come to your rescue.

3. Live on a trashy beach in New Jersey and do nothing but drink too much and sleep around. Make a TV show about it.

4. Play baseball and test positive for steroids. You don’t have to actually be any good at baseball. As soon as you test positive, everyone will know your name.

5. Tweet something racist. MSNBC will destroy you and Fox News will try to come to your rescue.

6. Get pregnant at 16 and make a TV show about it. The "Teen Mom" and "16 and Pregnant" girls are clearly doing thing right.

7. Fall in love with a “supermodel” on Facebook and email that really hairy guy from MTV so he can make a TV show about it.

8. Date an athlete and break up with him. Your name will be thrown around consistently with his loses on Sports Center, because of course it's not due to his poor abilities. It must be your fault for breaking his hurt.

9. Dress up your two-year-old like a forty-five-year-old hooker and make her walk around a stage so she can be judged on her "beauty." Then make a TV show about it.

10. Join a weird Christian cult and have 100 kids. Then make a TV show about it.

11. Be a president's or politician's mistress. Then deny it publicly. The more you deny, the more news interviews you'll get. After all, a recorded apology press conference can only be replayed so many times.

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