Twas the night of the pregame, and all through the house

Everyone was drinking, it’s time to get roused

The bottles were out and the red cups were there

Someone shouted “mill” and we all said a quick prayer

What sins tonight were we to expect

What are we kidding we know we’ll get wrecked

And me with my phone pulling up the uber app

I knew there was no going back after one single tap

When before we knew it second thoughts didn’t matter

We pulled up to Mill Ave and broke into the chatter

Away to CASA I flew like a flash

“Give me a bucket so I can get trashed”

I checked out hot peeps as they passed by

Downing my drink so I wouldn’t be shy

My bucket was finished and I gave it a throw

I rounded up the squad as we discussed where to go

Cue Club, or Gringo, or somewhere we can get frisky

But we knew our hearts were set out on Hefe or Whiskey

When what to my wondering eyes should appear

My crush that I had from my freshman year

With my blood pumping and my friends ready to quit

I said “shots on me and let's take them quick!”

We partied and danced and kept drinking all night

I knew if I pulled up my bank account it would give me a fright

Now vodka, now tequila, now gin and jack

On hangover on regrets oh I'm gonna yak

I ran to the bathroom as fast as I can

But someone caught me and put a beer in my hand

They asked for a dance and I didn’t know why

My makeup was smudged and I wasn’t alright

But down went the beer and we went out on the floor

But then I saw my friends and bolted straight to the door

It was almost two

And there was only one thing left to do

We made our way past 6th and past 5th

Turned down the street and Moonshine was amidst

We saw more friends and decided to join them

But we knew it was a bad idea because we’d probably annoy em

We started to talk but I was already gone

I made my way to the bull and said “turn it on!”

My friends all giggled and took their snapchats

And I was wishing I had changed these wedges to flats

Then I made eye contact with the guy at the bar

I made my way over, he wasn’t too far

We talked and laughed for what seemed like sec

Then before I knew it he was trying to make out with my neck

I dashed away to my group of friends

And we knew this was when our night should end

We contemplated how we were going to get back

But settled on Spinelli’s for a quick late night snack

Nothing like a slice of pizza to help a hangover

And talking about the events of the night all over

Then we called all our separate lyfts

And gave our clumsy goodbyes in a swift

Soon I was back home in my own bed

Falling asleep with the satisfaction of a good night spent