Being a guy's girl is a role I have always seemed to fall into. I had all brothers growing up and a dad that no only taught me a thing or two about boxing, but a thing or two about a sense of humor. It's because of them that I think fart jokes are funny and can drink most of them under the table. There are a couple of things, though, that aren't so great about being a guy's girl.
Girls hate you.
You're friends with their boyfriend and you're always around when they go to "hang with the guys." They think when you give him a noogie and bet that he won't drink an entire gallon of milk that you're flirting when really you just want to see him spill an entire gallon of milk.
Guys forget you're a girl.
Anything goes when you're "just one of the guys," they can punch you as hard as they want and still call you a "little bitch" for flinching even though you're barely over five feet tall. Guys meet you and immediately categorize you as a guy. You aren't sexy if you can out burp someone and beat them in a chicken wing eating contest.
If you do manage to get a guy to see you like that, he gets a little weirded out that all of your friends are guys.
Thought you could all hang out together? No, that's too weird.
No one offers you anything anymore.
When you bring other girlfriends around, they get the first class all-star treatment. They don't offer you food or a drink because they know you'll just get one out of the fridge but sometimes it's nice to be asked. It's a little disheartening to see all your guy friends treat your friends like queens and then you're just kind of there.
The guys are constantly trying to get you to set them up with your friends.
For some reason they think you have an unlimited amount of women in your pocket and that all of them are looking for a date. No, Chad my coworker and sorority sisters aren't all waiting for you.
You take every photo.
All of your best girlfriends have better friends or are in relationships and all the guys have their friends. Basically, you aren't in any.
Ultimately, brothers come first and you'll never fit in with the girls since your burps beat a man's.
So don't worry about him around me, it's how I am with everyone.
